MARIA BAMFORD!  MY DAMN CHANNEL!  MARIA BAMFORD ON MY DAMN CHANNEL!

That's right, Maria Bamford will have a new show called Ask My Mom! that's premiering on My Damn Channel Thursday, May 30th, and as you can see by my use of caps above, I am excited.  Maria is one of the smartest, funniest comics working today, and we are honored to have her as part of our family, so check out the TRAILER and see exactly what Maria has in store for you starting Thursday, May 30th.  

MARIA BAMFORD ON MY DAMN CHANNEL!

It's TVgasm Tuesday! Ok The Office is over (this is the last time I will write about it, I promise, I just have a lot of emotions), and you should read this to cope with the horrible void that's been left. As you probably know, the Billboard Music Awards happened, but did you know there was an insanely awkward full minute of booing for Justin Bieber. Bieber later described the event as "not swaggy in the slightest". There was also some sass coming from Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, and I can't wait for the inevitable feud. Although, Taylor Swift was not in any position to judge, considering she looked like Lizzie Mcguire on picture day. That's not a euphemism they literally have the same shirt. So I don't know how to say this in a non-caps lock way but BEYONCÉ RELEASED A NEW SONG (and it's not a weird avant-garde cover of an Amy Winehouse song!).

In case you were just beginning to feel good about yourself, here's an interview of Jaden Smith proving that he's cooler than everyone, and will probably be the first person to win a rap battle on the moon. And, lastly, as a special gift to the world, Seth Macfarlane has promised to not host the Oscars next year (although I stand by my statement that he could marry me). Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

In addition to releasing a new song, it's being reported that Beyoncé will also be releasing a new baby into the world. JUST KIDDING. Jay-Z has denied the rumors, but really who knows at this point? I mean….Beyoncé and her uterus probably, but not the rest of the world. I just like the suspense!

Ok Lindsey Lohan is in rehab right now, and has somehow managed to start a feud. From rehab. With someone else in rehab. I guess she's been calling this woman a "drug addict" which seems…..accurate if not so creative. Click for the full story!

I know I've been excited about Anchorman 2,. so you can imagine the overreaction I had when I watched the newly released trailer. Click to here to watch for yourself, but be aware, you might poop your pants. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Remember: Pooping your pants is socially acceptable if you make a public joke about it…..ha…ha…..right? Al Roker? Anyone?

Tweet me fun poop jokes….please @Sam_The_Stone

Hey everyone!  Good news!  My Damn Channel is teaming up with our close friend, writer and producer Eric Kaplan (The Big Bang Theory, Futurama) and his studio Mirari Films to create a new, wonderful show called Love Me Cat.  

Wait...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?  THAT'S A CAT?

It sure is.  Love Me Cat is a is a feral cat who grew up in a dumpster and was adopted by a family who made him intelligent through a combination of science, voodoo, and magic. Although his family cared for him like their own, their compassion came with a steep price – they planned to neuter him. But with the tacit support of the family's father, Love Me Cat escaped into the world where he is hiding out in a garage in North Hollywood. His only hope is to learn how to be loved, so he can survive and some day reproduce. His path to love is through his YouTube channel and his show, Love Me Cat.

Wait...A CAT HOSTS A SHOW??

He sure does!  Love Me Cat is a talk show, in the format of Conan or The Tonight Show, hosted by, you guessed, Love Me Cat.  In each episode, Love Me Cat and his sidekick talk to celebrity guests about love, sex, what it’s like to be a human (and a cat) in a lonely society where we must be loved to survive.

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME!  WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

I'm so glad you asked!  The show is going to be an adventure, and we need your help.  Visit the Love Me Cat Kickstarter page to watch the trailer and read more about the project.  And if you like what you see, pledge to the campaign!  Every little bit helps, and there are a lot of cool rewards and puppets for those who pledge to the campaign.  My Damn Channel and Mirari Films - the creators of this project, have many years of experience doing almost everything required to make this project successful. The last and most important piece is you.  Thanks for your time!

Life can be pretty hard to navigate - kind of like an RPG.  Sometimes there are a lot of obstacles - kind of like a turn based strategy game.  Any which way you slice it, life can sometimes feel like World 8 of Super Mario Bros. 3.

Is this making sense to you?  All of these video game allusions, are they ringing true?  Are they?  Will if they are, you might want to check out LIFE: A Gamer's Guide, a new series on My Damn Channel.  The show gives you tips on how to play the game of life, from a gamer's point of view.  Working out, the Twitter-verse, getting a job...Every Thursday you can see what advice gamers Adam and Jeremy (those two cool dudes in that picture above) can give you about life.

So watch the first episode now, and remember, every Thursday, LIFE: A Gamer's Guide. 

Oh my god, last night's episode of The Office - the series finale - was so absolutely incredible I can't even put it into words but I am going to try my best.  <<DEEP BREATH>> …Okay, here we go.

First of all the part where Jim and Pam decide to leave Scranton in order to experience Canada was a bold choice and I loved it.  The argument they initially had was tense but also hilarious: Who knew Pam had that kind of a mouth on her?  Really funny when she let Jim have it - and sexy.

Dwight.  Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.  DWIGHT!  He will forever be one of my favorite characters in television history, and last night absolutely cemented his reputation as being so.  Utterly.  Hilarious.  Let me ask you a question:  Who writes this show?  Just tell me who the writers are so I can give them big old bear hugs!  They nailed it!  I mean, Dwight taking that boombox and throwing it into the ocean?  With the CD still in it?  The very CD they needed to nail their final presentation to the big execs?  Well, that's dramatic irony for you!  TEARS OF LAUGHTER.  Tears!

I could go on and one about each character: the gay one, the other guy who says one line an episode that's soooooo good always, The Hangover dude Ed Phelps, that hot red head (I love me the red heads, eh?  Eh??  Slappa da bass, eh????  Haha sorry, Rashida!  You'll find a man one day LOL)…There were moments on moments on moments of funny, moving stuff from every character.  But nothing compares to the big moment.  You know what I'm talking about…

Michael.  Scott.  MICHAEL FREAKIN' SCOTT!  I can't believe they had him descend from the ceiling singing "Nessun Dorma" - so so so so funny I peed my pants!  They had to bring back Michael Scott, and they did.  A+ job right there, guys.  You gave the people what they wanted.  And when Michael pulled out that gun and pretended to kill himself in order to make Dwight feel better about losing the CD in the ocean and then Jim finally connected with Dwight only to discover that Michael's suicide was fake?  And then the entire office cheered and hugged until BAM! they cut to black, end of series? And then they played "Don't Stop Believin'" over the end credits??  I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats!  It was better than….ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, EVER!  

All in all, it was a great end to a great series.  From season one, episode one, to final season, final episode, I had such a great time.  Thank you to everyone involved with The Office for making life a bit brighter.  Oh, and don't worry, Ryan: a lot of people have HPV ;)

Welcome to another TVgasm Thursday, brought to you by…..finals week and also several long flights I was on. Important things are happening. Things you should know about. Namely renewals and cancellations for next season. The New Normal has (finally, thank god) been cancelled because, I assume, people got tired of looking at Andrew Rannells' perfect Ken Doll hair. Smash has also been cancelled because, I assume, people finally realized it didn't make sense. I love you Smash, but there's only so many times a character can go to a karaoke bar, like they have to do other stuff you know?

Also, Bill Hader is leaving SNL, and The Office is ending, and everything that I love is disappearing. Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

Do you remember how we talked about the ridiculous amount of money The Real Housewives make? Well now they're asking for more (naturally, because replacing your entire face every five years gets expensive!). On a related note, this country is in a recession, but more importantly who can blame The Countess for wanting a few more bucks?

On a much happier note, Arrested Development has released a trailer for their new season, and it doesn't disappoint ! They're also doing some really cool marketing stuff you should check out!

Macauly Culkin, what happened to you?! You used to be adorable and hilarious and now you're…..addicted to coke? He's a party monster, but like…an actual monster. The scary kind. I'll let TVgasm give you the gritty, blonde, slightly off putting details

Remember: You too can have perfect Andrew Rannells hair, but you'll probably have to sacrifice everything else in your life

Tweet me what the next Real Housewives vacation destination should be! @Sam_the_Stone (my vote is for the jungles of Madagascar)

As a Knicks fan, I would really like to commiserate with you that it really feels like tonight will be the night that the Knicks will be eliminated from the NBA playoffs - or, if not tonight, and they manage to salvage a win from the Pacers, then in game 6 for sure, they will be gone.  But this is a comedy website so I'm not going to write about sports and how I feel that the Knicks have been playing boring, uninspired basketball.

Instead, let's talk about Woody Allen, legendary Knicks fan!  He's a comedian, right?  He has been involved in comedy, right? (LOL, I know he has)  I'll just talk about him and how he's included many Knicks references throughout his films and how he has been attending Knicks games since the 1960s (probably wearing that same, now grimy, hat he always is sporting at the games - see picture above).  He's a legend of comedy and a legend at Madison Square Garden!  So I will celebrate the genius of Woody Allen today, in hopes that it will help the Knicks chances tonight.

Go Woody!

@DannyMoney