Hey everyone!  Taking a break from the wonderful, beautiful, majestic outdoors during the Memorial Day weekend to get your internet fix?  I hear that.  I can't go more than 58 minutes in between internet fixes.  So while you're here, why not take a peak at this Kickstarter campaign, for a new show from My Damn Channel and Eric Kaplan, a writer and producer of The Big Bang Theory and Futurama, among other projects.  I mean, check out that image above.  Kickstarter reblogged it and said it was one of the craziest .gifs they've ever seen.  Enticed?  I knew you were.  So take a peak before you head back out to the kiddie pool!  

Yeah, I know, it's not the internet, it's TV, but soon enough it will be on the internet from the TV so I feel that I can talk about it here on this blog on My Damn Channel on the internet, and the thing I am talking about is Game of Desks, the Game of Thrones parody that'll premiere on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight.  It looks like they're taking one of my favorite shows (Game of Thrones) and parodying it somehow!  Should be funny, especially since the man above, A.D. Miles, is head writer on Fallon.  A.D. wrote my favorite web series of all-time, Horrible People, which you can watch right now on My Damn Channel to tide you over until tonight.  Sounds like a plan, right?

Across the country, you can hear the whispers growing into chants: "Arrested Development is coming...Arrested Development is coming!"  And it's true: new episodes Arrested Development is coming this week. 

But it's still coming in, like, four days from now, so, like, uh, what're we all going to do until then?  No, not this….Or this….

Oh, I've got it!  I'm going to watch parts one and two of Slacktory's Arrested Development supercuts.  What better way to pass the time until the 26th?  Jokes on jokes on jokes - it's a dense show!

Tweet me your favorite Arrested Development jokes: @DannyMoney

We got a cat fight!  No, it doesn't involve Love Me Cat (check out the Kickstarter campaign!), it involves two grown-ass men, Michael Ian Black and Marc Maron, as they engage in a pretty funny if seemingly petty and occasionally uncomfortable Twitter war.  I laughed out loud a few times but I am a fan of confrontation.  In the end, I think that MIB might have come out the winner if only because it seemed as if he wasn't as emotionally invested as Maron was - but, that's why we love Marc.  He's an emotional guy.

Anyways, check out the entire Twitter battle HERE if you want a good laugh, or if you just want to see how entertainers settle things "professionally" in Hollywood.

MARIA BAMFORD!  MY DAMN CHANNEL!  MARIA BAMFORD ON MY DAMN CHANNEL!

That's right, Maria Bamford will have a new show called Ask My Mom! that's premiering on My Damn Channel Thursday, May 30th, and as you can see by my use of caps above, I am excited.  Maria is one of the smartest, funniest comics working today, and we are honored to have her as part of our family, so check out the TRAILER and see exactly what Maria has in store for you starting Thursday, May 30th.  

MARIA BAMFORD ON MY DAMN CHANNEL!

It's TVgasm Tuesday! Ok The Office is over (this is the last time I will write about it, I promise, I just have a lot of emotions), and you should read this to cope with the horrible void that's been left. As you probably know, the Billboard Music Awards happened, but did you know there was an insanely awkward full minute of booing for Justin Bieber. Bieber later described the event as "not swaggy in the slightest". There was also some sass coming from Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, and I can't wait for the inevitable feud. Although, Taylor Swift was not in any position to judge, considering she looked like Lizzie Mcguire on picture day. That's not a euphemism they literally have the same shirt. So I don't know how to say this in a non-caps lock way but BEYONCÉ RELEASED A NEW SONG (and it's not a weird avant-garde cover of an Amy Winehouse song!).

In case you were just beginning to feel good about yourself, here's an interview of Jaden Smith proving that he's cooler than everyone, and will probably be the first person to win a rap battle on the moon. And, lastly, as a special gift to the world, Seth Macfarlane has promised to not host the Oscars next year (although I stand by my statement that he could marry me). Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

In addition to releasing a new song, it's being reported that Beyoncé will also be releasing a new baby into the world. JUST KIDDING. Jay-Z has denied the rumors, but really who knows at this point? I mean….Beyoncé and her uterus probably, but not the rest of the world. I just like the suspense!

Ok Lindsey Lohan is in rehab right now, and has somehow managed to start a feud. From rehab. With someone else in rehab. I guess she's been calling this woman a "drug addict" which seems…..accurate if not so creative. Click for the full story!

I know I've been excited about Anchorman 2,. so you can imagine the overreaction I had when I watched the newly released trailer. Click to here to watch for yourself, but be aware, you might poop your pants. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Remember: Pooping your pants is socially acceptable if you make a public joke about it…..ha…ha…..right? Al Roker? Anyone?

Tweet me fun poop jokes….please @Sam_The_Stone

Hey everyone!  Good news!  My Damn Channel is teaming up with our close friend, writer and producer Eric Kaplan (The Big Bang Theory, Futurama) and his studio Mirari Films to create a new, wonderful show called Love Me Cat.  

Wait...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?  THAT'S A CAT?

It sure is.  Love Me Cat is a is a feral cat who grew up in a dumpster and was adopted by a family who made him intelligent through a combination of science, voodoo, and magic. Although his family cared for him like their own, their compassion came with a steep price – they planned to neuter him. But with the tacit support of the family's father, Love Me Cat escaped into the world where he is hiding out in a garage in North Hollywood. His only hope is to learn how to be loved, so he can survive and some day reproduce. His path to love is through his YouTube channel and his show, Love Me Cat.

Wait...A CAT HOSTS A SHOW??

He sure does!  Love Me Cat is a talk show, in the format of Conan or The Tonight Show, hosted by, you guessed, Love Me Cat.  In each episode, Love Me Cat and his sidekick talk to celebrity guests about love, sex, what it’s like to be a human (and a cat) in a lonely society where we must be loved to survive.

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME!  WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

I'm so glad you asked!  The show is going to be an adventure, and we need your help.  Visit the Love Me Cat Kickstarter page to watch the trailer and read more about the project.  And if you like what you see, pledge to the campaign!  Every little bit helps, and there are a lot of cool rewards and puppets for those who pledge to the campaign.  My Damn Channel and Mirari Films - the creators of this project, have many years of experience doing almost everything required to make this project successful. The last and most important piece is you.  Thanks for your time!

Life can be pretty hard to navigate - kind of like an RPG.  Sometimes there are a lot of obstacles - kind of like a turn based strategy game.  Any which way you slice it, life can sometimes feel like World 8 of Super Mario Bros. 3.

Is this making sense to you?  All of these video game allusions, are they ringing true?  Are they?  Will if they are, you might want to check out LIFE: A Gamer's Guide, a new series on My Damn Channel.  The show gives you tips on how to play the game of life, from a gamer's point of view.  Working out, the Twitter-verse, getting a job...Every Thursday you can see what advice gamers Adam and Jeremy (those two cool dudes in that picture above) can give you about life.

So watch the first episode now, and remember, every Thursday, LIFE: A Gamer's Guide.