Originality is the key, and you're LOCKED OUT.
When you take two idiotic brains that have been lobotomized and…
Andy fashions us with his lyrical genius.
Andy and his pal Brian go off the cuff with some lyrical genius…
Andy+video camera=randomness
Three of the featured artists from MyDamnChannel.com - ANDY M…
Spoken word vol #1
Andy ruminates upon these two colors of the spectrum.
Condescending to infinity?
Its like Beethoven's sy$phony for crystal meth heada!
Is he happy?
Ever wonder about the afterlife? Sure, bad people go to hell bu…
All you need is love and a bottle of bourbon. The Beatles w…
He really, truly is.
Andy gives you a special tour of his damn house.
In this short film, Andy explores the wonders of the barter sys…
Baby want pizza.
You gotta care for your sunscreen.
When an Eskimo gets buried alive his animal instincts are trigg…
By flowrian12 on November 7, 2008, at 5:57PM PST is good is very very good
By Sandwichplz on May 2, 2008, at 3:21PM PST ...what...the...fuck is he talking about?? hahaha man this kid is funny hahaha
By Cujoe on April 12, 2009, at 3:16PM PST haha. funny thing is that he's 33 years old.
By thesittergal on April 14, 2008, at 8:18PM PST I think you are totally sexy! Stay the way you are and never change a thing!
By TranceSister on March 24, 2008, at 4:00PM PST Andy never fails to bring it. We are barely worthy to receive his transmission
By Lord_Kitty on March 21, 2008, at 4:05AM PST by Antibland on March 20, 2008, at 8:41PM PSTEat less, and do sports :) Or find a girl who likes "fat" guys.
By Antibland on March 21, 2008, at 12:13PM PST Thanks! That was exactly the uncreative, obvious answer I was looking for!
By Antibland on March 20, 2008, at 8:41PM PST Andy, I need serious advice. I used to be somewhat fat, yet very consistent in my "somewhat fatness." Then I met a shitty girl, moved in with her, and got way too fat. Now I can't regain my somewhat fat state. The evil lady is gone but the hunger that made me way too fat hasn't left. Being consistently somewhat fat yourself, how do you do it? Please advise.
By junkyjunk on July 6, 2008, at 10:09PM PST Hey Porky. I don't think it was the shitty girl that made you fat. I think it was you. Eat less and stop bitching, pussy.
By Antibland on July 19, 2008, at 5:41PM PST I lost the weight--I really did it! Who knew cutting 12 slices of bread down to 2 would help?