Ever wonder about the afterlife? Sure, bad people go to hell but what happens to all the dicks?
When you take two idiotic brains that have been lobotomized and…
Andy fashions us with his lyrical genius.
Andy and his pal Brian go off the cuff with some lyrical genius…
Andy+video camera=randomness
Three of the featured artists from MyDamnChannel.com - ANDY M…
Spoken word vol #1
He really, truly is.
Andy ruminates upon these two colors of the spectrum.
Condescending to infinity?
Its like Beethoven's sy$phony for crystal meth heada!
Is he happy?
Ever wonder about the afterlife? Sure, bad people go to hell bu…
Originality is the key, and you're LOCKED OUT.
All you need is love and a bottle of bourbon. The Beatles w…
Andy gives you a special tour of his damn house.
In this short film, Andy explores the wonders of the barter sys…
Baby want pizza.
You gotta care for your sunscreen.
When an Eskimo gets buried alive his animal instincts are trigg…
By diwrek on October 28, 2009, at 9:53AM PST EY Yo Andy, do you think dat heaven has varieties of candy? can I sit wit jesus an sip don pedro brandy? naked on a beach with my sack sunny and sandy, and see v mary naked and get really randy, I'd ask jesus for tissues cause they'll come in real handy... freestyle typing son. Love u Brotha!
By grinja on June 11, 2009, at 11:23AM PST I love you Andy. You are the coolest!
By Tylerman21 on June 15, 2008, at 3:11PM PST Andy its all fake stories, tom green said he wants you back on his show, you should go
By dFLEXb on February 12, 2008, at 3:04AM PST good job, now go do some laundry.
By flooberjoopz on January 16, 2008, at 5:17AM PST LOL
By ms71586 on January 14, 2008, at 11:46PM PST lol! i was wondering when he was gonna take off that sticker
By johnnymjohnson on January 14, 2008, at 8:12PM PST i like you lots
By marcie on November 17, 2007, at 3:17PM PST o.k. maybe we don't have to have a beer, I heard there is killer smoke up there. That talk with Jesus, should be interesting, by that time I don't think you or I will even care if he was the mesiah or not. He can straighten us out though, after some heavy smoke.
By marcie on November 17, 2007, at 2:59PM PST I think heaven is bigger than RELIGION, in fact, I think gods biggest problem in the final days is going to be RELIGION, not faith, and as a christian, I believe that all faiths will join in heaven and we won't have time to point fingers. I love jewish people, we are more similar than you realize, we both believe in the same god, and share the same book, I think God has enough room for all that have faith in him, even if they are assholes. Someday I'll see ya in heaven and we can have a beer Andy. Maybe have a talk with Jesus and finally get the story straight. Much love to all, see all of you faithfull in heaven...can't wait.
By thesittergal on November 16, 2007, at 6:09PM PST The passive aggressive assholes are the spirits that make heaven the wonderful place that it is said to be. Yes, they go there too. Hell, they are the ones that cook you all the yummy goodies you eat and wipe your arse when you shit. And without them, who would wash all the dishes and scrub the toilets? Yes, the passive aggressive assholes do go to heaven. Now, as far as the retards go.... I think they get their chance to be the over smart nerd types that boss all the passive aggressive assholes around and tell them what to do, when to do it and how it should be done! The babies? Well, thats just another chance for the passive aggressive assholes to run their hands through shit again. DIAPERS! UMMMM! Last but not least....the totalyy aggressive asshole "conkera" will be there to kiss and spit shine your ass after every shit you take! He's got very soft looking lips too. I think you'll be pleased with his work.