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#4 Game Day Turkey

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Toss those greasy potato chips. Coolio is about to show you how to cook a turkey that'll make your party fly. Shaka-Zulu!

Click the "More Info" tab below for the recipe.


Can't face tomorrow without autographed bell pepper in your hot little hands? Here's the legalese...

“All video response Contest Entries to this Episode #4 of “Cookin With Coolio” must be uploaded by 12:00 PST (midnight) on March 12, 2008. You may continue to post video response comments after such date, but they will not be eligible for entry into the Contest.”

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    by kenny on April 13, 2008, at 9:46PM PST What started out as a bird ended up in a pot, you better cool your ass off cuz it's too damn hot !!!

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    by cldply31 on March 16, 2008, at 11:18AM PST This makes me want to go out and my a deep fryer just so I can make me a game day turkey. Coolio, keep rocking these shows!!!

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    by missmalevolent on March 15, 2008, at 11:21AM PST LOL, that did look delicious.

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    by L_Boogie on March 10, 2008, at 11:11AM PST Look I understand the humor behind this kind of a show. When you really stop and think of it from a progressive point of view, this type of humor does nothing but set the black community back. So can I ask what is the point?

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      by someonesmarter on March 25, 2008, at 2:07PM PST Wow you guys are deep and all full of it. Just enjoy the show. It's funny and shows how to have fun cooking. Have fun in life.

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      by badasshotrod on March 11, 2008, at 4:17PM PST How "progressive" is somebody who says "we as an enlightened people?" So, only whites are enlightened? Sounds like this ultra-liberal whitey needs to plug that bleeding heart and get some blood flow back to the brain. Coolio is having fun cooking. It's that simple. Stop complicating things.

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      by antiochstudent on March 10, 2008, at 6:51PM PST "why give them fuel for their fire?"

      everyone should change the ways in which they communicate with the world to make sure they can't possibly be misinterpreted by racists? say goodbye to comedy and satire. have you ever considered that it may be better to do what you want rather than pander to the lowest common denominator?

      --and in response to your numerous other posts, i think we can end this and agree to disagree, but posting ALL OVER every video on this page is no way to respectfully participate in dialogue about online entertainment.

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      by L_Boogie on March 10, 2008, at 4:46PM PST that is exactly what I am saying. We as an enlightend people know he doesn't represent one community or race of people but why put that nonsense out there to personify what some people will see as the way black folk act. He can be an individual but alot of people cannot see past his skin and his "ghetto" persona. There are idiots out there. What he puts out there is what people will assume is correct. Why give them fuel for their fire?

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      by antiochstudent on March 10, 2008, at 12:19PM PST from a progressive point of view? what's progressive about applying the actions of one person to an entire "community?" coolio can't just be a singular individual? coolio needs to modify his actions to speak for millions? that's the new root of segregation taking hold. he is not claiming to be a spokesman for anyone, and you're presumptuous and rude to imply that he should.

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    by EaZY_G on March 9, 2008, at 10:24AM PST Hell yeh.

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    by pgriffin04 on March 8, 2008, at 11:01AM PST thats one fine turkey. you molestin that turkey just aint right if i do say so myself but damn u know how to cook a fine meal. I was not aware my momma had 8 nipples but u would know not me

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    by someonesmarter on March 5, 2008, at 2:55PM PST T.U.R.K.E.Y ....That spells FUNNY! Great show Keep them coming!

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    by user1 on March 5, 2008, at 9:00AM PST Turkey Molester!!!

Credits

Cookin’ With Coolio

Episode 4: Game Day Turkey

Produced by

Dead Crow Pictures

Starring

Coolio

Jarez

Sauce Girls

Dina Davis

Carin Chea

Producers

Jared Gilstrap

Elan Gale

Michael T. Fitzgerald Jr.

Dan Smith

Director

Michael T. Fitzgerald Jr.

Director of Photography

Imre Juhasz

2nd Camera

Michael T. Fitzgerald Jr.

1st A.C.

Noah Dille

Production Sound Mixer

Tana Rusitanonta

Editor

Michael T. Fitzgerald Jr.

Music Supervisor

Jarez

Hair, Wardrobe, and Make-up

Marry Shittu

Amy Dixon

Production Assistant

Gregor Hryniszak

More Info

DOWNLOAD RECIPE HERE

Cookin’ With Coolio Episode 4: Game Day Turkey

Ingredients:
Whatever Junk Food you got in your Pantry
One 12 lb. Turkey
Diced Garlic
1/4 shot of Tequila
1/4 cup Balsamic Vinegar
1/4 cup Hickory BBQ Sauce
1/4 Lemon Juice
1/4 Lime Juice
1/8 cup of Soy Sauce
1/4 cup of regular Italian Dressing
A dollop of Honey
1 Teaspoon of Onion Powder
1 Dime-bag of Seasoning Salt
1 Dime-bag of Pepper
Enough Peanut Oil to fill your fryer

One Deep Fryer Instructions:

1. Take all that junk food you got in your house and toss that shit down the drain.
2. In a large cup, pour in 1/4 shot of tequila. This is optional, 'cause some people don't drink alcohol. But Coolio does.
3. Splash in 1/4 cup of lime juice. Shaka!
4. Follow that up with 1/4 cup of lemon juice. Zulu!
5. Now drop in a dollop of honey.
6. Add a full level teaspoon of onion powder.
7. Pour in 1/4 cup of balsamic vinegar. You know I like to use this in a variety of ways.
8. Mix in 1/8 cup of soy sauce.
9. Take that regular old Italian Dressing in your fridge, and pour in 1/4 cup.
10. Throw in that Garlic. Everything is better with garlic, baby.
11. Get yourself some of that hickory BBQ sauce and dribble in 1/4 cup.
12. Dump in a dime-bag of seasoning salt, followed by a dime-bag of pepper.
13. Now stir it all up like motherfuckin’ coffee.

THUMB-TARDED WARNING: Do not drink, or you’ll be shitting like a goose.

14. Start injecting your bird. The more injections, the merrier!
15. Take a little garlic and rub it down. Smack it around. Show that bird who's boss.
16. Once your peanut oil is up to temperature, drop that Turkey in there. Drop it like it's hot.

THUMB-TARDED WARNING: Come on, people! Don’t fry in your house! If you knock that shit over, your ass will be looking for a new house.

17. Let your fowl boil in its hot tub for 50-60 minutes.
18. Get yourself a large tray or dish, lay down a bed of leafy lettuce, some yellow bell peppers, and lay your bird out. Make it look pretty. Remember, it’s all about the presentation.
19. Bring yo' ass to the table. It’s time to eat some turkey.

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