Previously on Wainy Days...

The New Year just started, but the latest season of Wainy Days is almost over! Next Monday, January 9, 2012, is the Season Finale!

I know, right?!

Here's a quick recap to get you all caught up:

• *David went on a date with Kelly (Erinn Hayes)-- a theater critic for the New York Times(!), but she had a thing for David's next-door neighbor, a TV star named "Chez," played by Ken Marino


• *David met Arielle (Lizzy Caplan), who was reading a book called "Rosewood Junction" that David pretended to know all about.


• *At the suggestion of a co-worker at the sweatshop (Jorma Taccone), David tries to find "Rosewood Junction" as a book-on-tape so he'll know all about it before his date with Arielle! The nice old lady who runs the bookstore has an interesting relationship with her landlord (Steven Weber)


• *David got his book-on-tape, but he needs Zandy's Walkman to listen to it, and she left her Walkman (seriously?!) at her ex-boyfriend's (Thomas Lennon), who happens to be a BIG Derek Jeter fan...


• *David goes on his date with Arielle, but she wants to talk about more than just "Rosewood Junction!" Go figure.

Which brings us to this week's episode, in which everyone meets again... at a dramatic reading of TV dialogue by Ken Marino.

You're caught up now. Don't say you don't know what's going on because it would be a lie. Next thing you know you'll be saying that you know what "Rosewood Junction" is about:

Nice try, guys. Nice try.

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Happy Birthday, Grace!

(This was the first image that came up in a search for "Happy Birthday Grace." We're just going with it.)

It's Grace's birthday! And you know what that means:

PARTY!!!

We couldn't decide what kind of party she'd like best, so we threw a bunch of 'em.

Here's Grace at Chuck E. Cheese:

And here's Grace having a bowling party:

And here's Grace having a pool party:

And here's Grace at a pizza party:

But here's an exclusive pic from the super secret ultra VIP birthday bash we threw for her last night with Lil Wayne and Avril Lavigne, who also celebrate their birthdays on September 27th:

Doesn't it feel just like you were right there with us and Daily Grace and TMZ? Make sure you thank Daily Grace today for hazing and faghetti'wiches and Sexy Fridays and 'chuting and Near/Far and for letting us hang out with her for a few minutes each day.

Happy Birthday, Grace! Let's raise a glass of Baileys to you! (As long as we are of legal drinking age and even if we are of legal drinking age we are taking care to drink responsibly as we enjoy this wonderful adult beverage!)

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The Only Possible Reasons You Might Miss NTSF:SD:SUV::

The Only 5 Reasons You Might Miss NTSF:SD:SUV::

1. Trent Hauser's voice brings back bad memories of Christian Bale in "The Dark Knight."

2. You're a long-time fan of "Seinfeld" reruns.

3. 12:15 a.m. only means one thing to you. Omelette Time.

4. Your remote is missing the 7.

5. You're allergic to watching NTSF:SD:SUV::.

Those are the ONLY reasons you might miss this show tonight. And we expect doctors' notes from you if you do.

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A History of Hot Fictional Characters With Eye Patches

In honor of Kate Mulgrew's eye patch-wearing character "Kove" in NTSF:SD:SUV::, we thought we'd take a look at some other fictional eye-patch wearing characters whom we have loved:

Such as Rob Lowe in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"

Or Daryl Hannah in "Kill Bill"

Or Kurt Russell in "Escape from New York" AND "Escape from L.A."

And Kurt Russell AGAIN in "Captain Ron"

And, of course, Jamey Sheridan in "Law and Order: SVU"

... which, of course, no one should confuse with NTSF:SD:SUV:: which is on tonight on Adult Swim at 12:15am.

Unless maybe you're dyslexic, and then, that would be totally understandable.

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5 More Reasons To Watch NTSF:SD:SUV::

1. You know it's brought to you by the same people who gave you Wainy Days, and that's good enough for you goshdarnit!

2. You've always kind of had a thing for Kate Mulgrew in positions of authority.

3. You always kind of had a thing for Jack Bauer but your eyesight isn't so great and Paul Scheer as Trent Hauser will do.

4. REBECCA ROMIJN.

5. Because we're asking you. Nicely. And you like us. A lot.


Watch it on Adult Swim on Thursday nights at 12:15am!

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5 Reasons to Watch NTSF:SD:SUV::

1. All of those colons in the title are hypnotizing you.

2. Paul Scheer is making a FAKE GUN WITH HIS HANDS in all of the promo ads and that is high-larious to you and your Charlie's Angels fetish.

3. You grew up in the age of AIM, so you just kind of have a "thing" for initials and acronyms. OMG, IKR?

4. You actually did get it confused CSI or NCIS or SVU or something.

5. You'll probably forget to change the channel after watching Childrens Hospital anyway.


So watch it tonight on Adult Swim on Thursdays at 12:15am!

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A Conversation About Childrens Hospital, Kind Of.

So today we were all:



And then Steve Agee was all, like, "Yeah! Totally! Retweet (and some other irrelevant stuff)!"



And finally, Rob Huebel was all, like, "Me, too, guys!"



And so then you watched it:

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NTSF:SD:SUV:: Premiere

The hilarious new National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle, aka NTSF:SD:SUV:: premieres tonight on Adult Swim with the epic first episode, “Mexican Space Shuttle.”  So break out the no-doze, because when the clock strikes 12:15 am, NTSF:SD:SVU:: will go from being a fictional television show on the hospital drama spoof Childrens Hospital to real-life police procedural spoof. To put it simply, NTSF:SD:SUV is to CSI what Childrens Hospital is to Grey’s Anatomy.

Like the show it spun off of, NTSF:SD:SUV:: (whose full title looks like it belongs in the now-defunct analogies section of the SATs) is chock full of performers who are no stranger to My Damn Channel.  For example, here's NTSF cast member Martin Starr getting all his teeth knocked out by David Wain.  Plus, Executive Producer Jonathan Stern is one of the men responsible for both Wainy Days and Horrible People, writing and directing a number of Wainy Days episodes, including this one.

So watch it every Thursday night at 12:15am on Adult Swim!

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HEATHER FINK

Heather Fink joins My Damn Channel.  She's a New York comedian who does standup, impov & video.  She blogs at HeatherFink.com.

Heather hosts Street Meat Comedy Show at Cake Shop on the Lower East Side.  She's actually been on Dr. Phil - also on MTV's Short Circuitz, Adult Swim, Elimidate, and she's been on Page 6, Gawker, Rush & Malloy, & was just featured again in the New York Post.

Heather's favorite comic book is Preacher and she loves throwing things out of windows.  She once worked for a gay porn company as head of PR.....ok now it's over-sharing.

Heather stars in 50/50 with DANA FOYER interviewing the real-life Beavis and Butthead (Slovin and Allen).

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