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Coolio In A Cook-Off


Did you watch Coolio on The Food Network's Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off? You wouldn't be alone. The Food Network posted the highest ratings in its history last month.

We'd like to think that The Food Network's dramatic increase in viewership is directly related to the Ghetto Gourmet. After, all, who can resist chicken so good it falls off the bone or a caprese salad so tasty it makes your drawers drop?

Coolio came in second to Lou Diamond Phillips despite breaking out the big guns like Soul Rolls and a newer, Guy Fieri-approved version of his Cool-A-Cado, winning a more-than-respectable $10,000 for Music Saves Lives. To which we say, Shaka, Coolio. Shaka forever.



I Want To See Paula Deen On Daily Grace.


Seriously.


She could be on one of Grace's cooking segments, don't you think?




Searching for "My Damn Channel" Part 2

On August 2 we introduced the world to "Searching for 'My Damn Channel,'" a feature on our blog in which we enter "My Damn Channel" into a Twitter search and post tweets tweeted by tweeters who've probably never heard of us! They're pretty much all mad at something, and that ain't right!

Like @Mr_Primetime24:



Bullshit indeed, @Mr.Primetime24. That ain't right.

@cantbNO1_butMe was NOT happy with DIRECTV:



That simply ain't right. I'm impressed she was able to remember her "please's" and "thank you's" in the midst of these wrongdoings.

Our next "my damn channel"er, @ExTREordinary_J, also cares deeply about politeness:



That ain't right, @ExTREordinary_J. I don't even want to know who "she" is.

@_ThePilot was more explicit about the source of his anger:



Words can't describe my sympathies @_ThePilot! Unless those words are "that ain't right!"

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That ain't right.



#SnarkWeek

If you haven't noticed, Michael Ian Black has been hosting Comedy Central's #SnarkWeek.  That's right, #SnarkWeek.

If you’ve ever felt left out not being able to participate in Shark Week, then #SnarkWeek is for you.  Tweet the snarkiest tweets you’ve got with the eponymous hashtag #SnarkWeek.  If they're snarky enough, they’ll be featured on Comedy Central's very snarky stand up page.  Snark!

The week culminates with Michael Ian Black’s comedy special “Michael Ian Black: Very Special,” which premieres Saturday on Comedy Central at 11:00 ET. The Comic’s Comic interviewed Michael about #SnarkWeek (the pound sign is very important) here.  And as always, you can see Black’s face in this Wainy Days episode, or on our very own Stella Channel.


'Chuting!

Now at this point, you may be thinking "WHAT ON EARTH IS CHUTING?!?!"  Webster's dictionary defines chuting as "the act of utilizing a chute (as by passing ore down it)."  But Webster's dictionary is an idiot.

In the 21st century, chuting, invented by Grace Helbig in a recent Daily Grace, is an alternative to planking (pictured above), which is for babies.  Here's two chuters inverted chuting at the American Museum of Natural History.

If you want to see what normal chuting looks like, you could hold your computer upside-down, or keep it rightside-up but look at it while inverted chuting yourself, or build a time machine and travel to 1897 to partake in George M. Stratton's perceptual adaptation experiment, in which participants wore goggles that inverted their vision vertically until their brain eventually inverted the image back to normal, at which point when the subject would remove their googles, their vision would be permanently upside-down.

Or you could check out this photo of a very athletic Darlene Contreras chuting on a soccer ball.

Or Taylor O'Brien 'chuting hoops.

And if you can't get enough of planking variants, check out this brief article from My Damn Chanel Blog Network member The Slacktory.

TGIF, HAGS, and happy 'chutin'!


The Comic's Comic joins My Damn Channel!



We're so happy to announce that The Comic's Comic is the newest part of the My Damn Channel Blog Network!

Editor Sean L. McCarthy has been working the comedy beat for years, becoming the definitive guide to the best comedy and comedians in the world. 

You can read the full press release here, but you should really just go to TheComicsComic.com and subscribe and bookmark it and make it your homepage already.  Unless your homepage is already MyDamnChannel.com, in which case... uh... SWEET.



Slacktory.com



Today is a new day in the world of My Damn Channel because we officially launch the My Damn Channel Blog Network with Slacktory (http://slacktory.com).


Slacktory is helmed by one of our favorite internet users, Nick Douglas, former editor of Valleywag and Urlesque, where he helped us navigate the vast internet with humor and wit.  We were so impressed by him, naturally we stalked followed Nick on Twitter and Tumblr and when he mentioned briefly that he was looking for a new challenge, we pounced.  Social Media: it works!


(Nick!)

Now Nick and his merry band of writers are all part of the Damn Family.  We always wanted more brothers and sisters, but Mom said "over her dead body," so this is, like, the best kind of compromise.  We get some new playmates and Mom's still alive.

Make sure you visit Slacktory.com daily to find out what shenanigans that crazy internet has gotten itself into this time!  Today, we have stories about Jessi Slaughter, a Harry Potter/Book of Mormon parody, a visit to Jack In The Box with Tom Waits and a weekly column from Mark Zuckerberg that Mark Zuckerberg has nothing to do with at all.

But, don't worry! We haven't forgotten our online video roots! Slacktory will curate, remix and mashup videos at MyDamnChannel.com/Slacktory.  Our first Slacktory video has cats, babies and Hitler explaining "Planking," so, you know, there's something for everyone!

Slacktory is just the beginning.  We're coming for you, Internet.  Please continue to do ridiculous things so we always have something to talk about.






Status Kill Premieres

Meet Denton Sparks:



He likes social networking:



Like, A LOT:



And, like a lot of us, he plays around online during work and gets distracted from his job.  The problem is, his job is to be a PROFESSIONAL ASSASSIN:



He's on the job right now, and some weird dudes totally want to kill him:



And they're totally bad guys who call Denton names:



And this guy's all, "Really, dude?  Forest mouse?"



But how can Denton focus on his job when there are so many important things happening on tweetfacester?



And so many hot girls:



Can Denton survive distraction long enough to, well, SURVIVE?



Watch the first three episodes of STATUS KILL and find out.

Status Kill was created, written and directed by Jesse Cowell, of Drawn By Pain fame.  We decided he was so talented and smart that we couldn't let him run around the internets unattached any longer, so we hired him to be our new Director of Content.

Congrats, Jesse!  And welcome!  And good job!  And get off of Facebook and Twitter now that you're sitting at a desk at My Damn Channel HQ!

PS: You should all totally get inspired by STATUS KILL and choose to "like" our Facebook page!  Here let's make it simple for you:







COOKIN' WITH COOLIO - THE BOOK



Big love to Coolio, the author! 

Our "Cookin' with Coolio" web series spawned a cook book that promises to give you the skills that lead to successful seduction at least 70 percent of the time:

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/food/dishing/2009/11/coolio_intervie.html


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