Today we're going to give you another last-minute Halloween costume idea. Since today brings us a
new episode of Easy To Assemble, we suggest dressing like a member of their cast. Pick one. Anyone. They wear a
uniform so it doesn't really matter which one, does it? We could say Illeana or Corey Feldman but we'll use the picture of
Eric Lange because he was also on LOST and that makes sense in some parallel universe, we're sure.
What you need:
- yellow polo shirt
- iron-on letters (at least the i-k-e-a)
- blue lanyard and a fake IKEA ID
- yellow pants OR regular blue jeans
If you can't find all of these things, an alternative would be to befriend an IKEA worker and ask him or her very nicely if they will lend you their uniform. But we hear they're pretty attached to those things...sleeping in them and wearing them beneath their suits on fancy occasions like the opera*, so, it might be difficult to find someone who'll just hand their uniform over to you
willy-nilly.
So maybe you could just wrap yourself up in IKEA instruction booklets and wield an allen wrench while swigging lingonberry juice straight from the box. Hey, it's a thought. Happy Halloween!
*no idea of any of that is true
So it's the week before Halloween and you can't go as a ghost again because your mom is pissed you keep cutting holes in her sheets. What to do? We're here to help. All this week we're going to tell you how to dress up like your favorite My Damn Channel stars.
First up, How To Dress Like Gigi:
What you need:
- hat
- button-down shirt
- striped tie
- cargo shorts
- glasses
- old-timey suitcase
Most of these items are probably lying around your parents' house somewhere or can be purchased pretty inexpensively at any second-hand store.
Once you get the look down, get the character down by walking around all day saying
"shakey peachy" and pretending not to understand English. We predict this will go over particularly well with your girlfriend who already complains that you don't understand her.
If you do it correctly, you should resemble our friend
Smokybanjo here, whose head has been poorly 'shopped onto Gigi for no reason other than we watched
an old episode of YSAP and learned about the path tool. Happy Halloween!
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Last Interview on 10/8/2008 11:58:50 AM by Rob Barnett
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