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MacGruber Is Our Homeboy



Ugh.  So much happened this week and we are exhausted.   We launched Celebrity Autobiography with Will Forte, Kristen Wiig and Eugene Pack.  Then, you know how when you're thinking about something you suddenly see it everywhere?  Well, we saw Will Forte on tv, like, a million times this week and he has seeped into our subconsciousness. We think he might actually be our new best friend.  It's bad.  Message to movie marketers: you win.  It worked.  All we can think about is going to see MacGruber this weekend.

Justin and Alden interviewed all those people and that made us tired.  Grace went to that H&M thing and she was tired. Our office is moving, and everyone knows moving sucks, so everyone in the office is tired.   We're Twittering and Tumblring and Tired.  Are you there, god?  It's me, My Damn Channel.  We need a weekend, bad.

(photo above of Andy Samberg and Will Forte at the Pearl Jam concert at MSG via Village Voice Sounds of the City blog)


Webby Awards 2010



My Damn Channel was born 7/31/07. We were still in diapers when the Webby Awards first starting loving our artists with 7 nods in 2008.

They honored our family 5 more times in 2009. And this year, 8 new acts of love. We suck at math, but that's a lotta Webby lovin'.

The Webby Awards were just announced today.

THANKS to every human who voted - the judges, the fans...and congrats to every creator in webland for the recognition for your work n' fun that goes into forging the new world.

BIG love and respect to all in our family. Here are links to the My Damn Channel honored class of 2010:




Extra special love to Illeana Douglas and the "Easy To Assemble" team for her nomination for Best Individual Performance...and to David Wain and Amanda Peet and the whole Wainy Days fam for their nomination for Best Individual Episode for "Jill."

New "Wainy Days" and New "Easy To Assemble" episodes are in the works now.

 



Howard Stern Interviews My Damn Channel's Rob Barnett - 420

Posted with tags Howard Stern, Rob Barnett, My Damn Channel, 420, Jon Stewart, South Park on 4/20/2010 7:04:13 AM by Rob Barnett



I just left Howard Stern's studio after an hour-long, on-air interview with the King.

About 2 weeks ago, Collette McLafferty set up an interview on Dr. Blogstein's Radio Happy Hour on Blog Talk Radio. Their interview was supposed to be about My Damn Channel, but they opened with a question about my old life in a thankless job at CBS Radio working to try to figure out how to replace the irreplaceable Howard Stern.

Howard 100 News ran with the story on Sirius on April Fool's Day. Gary Dell'Abate connected to invite me to come in to meet Howard this morning, 420, to tell the untold, true story.

I'd gotten advice from some of my best friends - and from some of Howard's friends about how to handle the situation. Much of it obvious. Tell the truth. Don't weasal. And the hardest advice - don't be long-winded.

Somehow, the minute I walked in LIVE - the mass nerves disappeared and Howard was totally amazing for over an hour.

We talked about the impossible situation he created by quitting radio in 2004 for satellite. I told him that the only person that came out perfectly smelling like a rose...was Howard.

We talked about Jon Stewart, Matt & Trey from South Park, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Chris Rock, David Lee Roth, Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel, Free FM, Harry Shearer, You Suck at Photoshop, and My Damn Channel. He couldn't have been cooler.

Today's show will loop all day on Sirius.


FOX and MY DAMN CHANNEL

Posted in DAMN, NEWS, Iceman Chronicles with tags 15 Gigs, Fox, My Damn Channel, Iceman Chronicles on 2/18/2010 3:00:00 AM by Rob Barnett



Fox has chosen us as one of their premium distribution partners for original web series they've produced, and we plan to start developing and producing original new series together as well.

Our new best friends at 15 Gigs said way too many nice things.  Rachel Webber, Director of Digital Strategy and Development at Fox Television Studios said: "We've been huge fans of My Damn Channel and we couldn't be more excited to get this partnership going.  We love the My Damn Channel audience and are eager to hear what they think of our shows.  It's an honor to be standing beside the likes of 'Easy to Assemble,' 'You Suck at Photoshop' and 'Wainy Days,'  and we're very happy to be bringing the talent we work with -- especially Drama 3/4, creators of Iceman Chronicles -- into this mix."

My Damn Channel Founder/CEO, Rob Barnett says, "THANK YOU. We take our partnerships seriously. We've always been insanely selective about finding the best people and the best series to bring to our audience. 'The Iceman Chronicles' is the first of a lot more goodness we have up our collective sleeves. We're excited to have Fox in the family."

We're launching today with a series called, "The Iceman Chronicles." Think 'Twin Peaks' - with more murder - but funny. It's a dark comedy that follows coroner/veterinarian Russell Coldpalm (played by David Fickas) as he navigates the sins and secrets of Blythe, Arizona.  Coldpalm and a motley cast of locals discover horrible truths through a series of comedic twists on the hunt for a mysterious serial killer...the Iceman. The show comes from Drama 3/4, the creative minds behind MSN's "Mr. Robinson's Driving School," VH1's "I Hate My 30's," and web shows including "Anakin Auditions" and "No Football for Old Men."

OK. Stop reading about this love fest and watch the first 2 episodes with new shows rolling out every Thursday.


INTERN OF THE DECADE

Posted in My Damn Channel with tags My Damn Channel, interns, jobs, new media, fun on 12/29/2009 6:56:05 AM by Rob Barnett



Starting Monday, we wake from vaca, check our inbox, and see if you want to be INTERN OF THE DECADE.
 
Wanna be David Wain's wingman on a date?
Wanna help constantly uncurl and re-curl Grace's hair?
Wanna review hundreds of mildly amusing pitches for the next great web series?
If you live in New York and can somehow afford to be an intern, let us know. 

Here's the shazizzle: We're seeking new interns in the NY office to bathe in the warm waters of content development, site programming, marketing, promotion, social networking and operations.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

  • Reviewing content submissions and pitches
  • Assist with video archiving
  • Assist with site programming
  • Prep videos for syndication
  • Assist with marketing and promotions
  • Social networking outreach
  • General office assistance
  • Opportunities to conceive and produce short-form video and graphic content

ABOUT YOU:

  • Exceptional communication skills
  • Highly motivated
  • Detail oriented
  • Quick learner
  • Ability to prioritize multiple projects and tasks
  • Ability to manage deadlines in a fast-paced environment
  • Sense of humor (or more than a sense)
  • Social Networking Nutjob
  • Entertainment Junkie
  • Knowledge of Final Cut Pro, Photoshop, HTML desirable

BENEFITS

  • Learn multiple disciplines inside a leading new media company
  • Dramatically increase your contacts in all areas of entertainment and new media
  • Possibility for future employment (no...really)

INTERESTED?

Send the world's most convincing cover letter, plus resume, and specific availability (3 days per week minimum) to: info@MyDamnChannel.com


SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO MY DAMN CHANNEL!

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Inbox Violation #32 Monday, December 21, 2009

SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO MY DAMN CHANNEL

MERRY GRACEMAS, Y'ALL! 

Whaaat??  You thought we weren't
going to get you anything?!

 

Get ready for a Loving & Emotional HOLIDAY MESSAGE to YOU from the host of My Damn Channel herself!


 

 HELL'S HOLIDAY
JAZZ LOUNGE
 

Spinal Tap's famous holiday song, CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL, is re-lived by JUDITH OWEN & HARRY SHEARER, in a smooth, jazzy video performance that will HEAT UP your Holiday Spirit!


Also available for purchase on Judith's CHRISTMAS IN JULY album. What a neat gift idea!



WHAT MAKES A
HAPPY CO-WORKER?
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:

"Manager Erik" stops by My Damn Channel to give his priceless words of advice on what it takes to be a HAPPY CO-WORKER.

Please forward to all co-workers, there will be a test!
Please forward to all co-workers

All new episodes of EASY TO ASSEMBLE from Illeana Douglas & IKEA premiere JAN 20!

 



IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

Dane.. I mean.. Donnie takes us on a journey through PHOTOSHOP LESSONS of the past & present...

Send in your works of art & love to: info@mydamnchannel.com
 
Thanks for every second of watching, commenting, n’ sharing in ’09. We promise to suck even less in ’10.
 
See ya next year!

My Damn Channel - PHONE: 866.424.8864 - EMAIL: info@MyDamnChannel.com
 

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HAPPY DAMN HOLIDAYS!



Merry Gracemas, y'all!

Get ready for a Loving & Emotional Holiday Message from the host of My Damn Channel herself!

I tell ya, if she had any more Holiday Cheer, we'd bring Santa back from the dead!!  Uh.. Wait...


OPEN WEB AWARDS



The Third Annual Open Web Awards just kicked off their social media edition for all things web. 

Vote for your fave My Damn Channel series – and for our site too. Go on. Validate our existence now with an Open Web Award.

Do you wake early everyday to watch Daily Grace?

Are you growing impatient awaiting the next episodes of Spärhusen and Easy To Assemble.

Do you thrive off Donnie Hoyle's deadly insults? Vote for You Suck at Photoshop, or something really bad could happen (again).

If yes to any of the above, get busy now for a minute. Willya?! 


INTERN ! ?

Posted in My Damn Channel with tags My Damn Channel, interns, New Media, Employment on 8/23/2009 6:32:51 AM by Rob Barnett



My Damn Channel is looking for a few good interns and internettes.
 
Fall & Winter Enrollment is open now.

 

Wanna be David Wain's wingman on a date?
Wanna help constantly uncurl and re-curl Grace's hair?
Wanna review hundreds of mildly amusing pitches for the next great web series?

If you live in New York and can somehow afford to be an intern, let us know now.

 

If you include this coupon code in your cover letter,
we’ll know you're a suck-up:  SAVE10GYMCLUB

Here's the formal listing:

 

ABOUT US:

My Damn Channel is an entertainment studio and new media platform created to empower artists to co-produce, distribute, and monetize original, episodic video content.

Our programming is created by filmmakers, actors, comedians and musicians for the My Damn Channel site (www.MyDamnChannel.com); for syndication on the most heavily-trafficked online communities and social networks; and for all digital platforms.

DESCRIPTION:

My Damn Channel is seeking interns to work in the NY office on content development, site programming, marketing, promotion, social networking and operations.

This is an excellent opportunity to work inside one of the leading companies creating and distributing original new media entertainment.
(who wrote THAT?)

GENERAL RESPONSIBILITIES:

  • Screening content submissions and pitches
  • Assist with video archiving
  • Assist with site programming
  • Prep videos for syndication
  • Assist with marketing and promotions
  • Social networking outreach
  • General office assistance
  • Opportunities to conceive and produce short-form video and graphic content

ABOUT YOU:

  • Exceptional communication skills
  • Highly motivated
  • Detail oriented
  • Quick learner
  • Ability to prioritize multiple projects and tasks
  • Ability to manage deadlines in a fast-paced environment
  • Sense of humor (or more than a sense)
  • Social Networking Fanatic
  • Entertainment Junkie
  • Knowledge of Final Cut Pro, Photoshop, HTML desirable

BENEFITS

  • The opportunity to learn multiple disciplines inside a leading new media company
  • Dramatically increase your contacts inside all areas of entertainment and new media
  • Possibility for future employment

INTERESTED?

Send the world's best cover letter stating WHY YOU & WHAT you can do,
plus your resume, and specific availability to:  Info@MyDamnChannel.com

 


REBORN



Welcome to the rebirthing. My Damn Channel is all new.


For 21 months, we slowly built a world to co-create the best, original series with the pros that we love in film and television, music and comedy.


We crunched stats last night during our all-night reincarnation and our year-to-year comps for eyeballs are awesome.
We can’t thank you enough for taking 3 or 4 or 5 minutes to be here from time to time & support the likes of Harry Shearer, Don Was, David Wain, Daily Grace, Sam Seder, Sarah Silverman, “You Suck at Photoshop” and every artist that decided to create for you here. 

We gave our pros a safe haven where ‘the suits’ are never welcome. We gave our artists direct access to you – without the layers of show business bullshit that normally get in the way.


We raised less than most – we spent less than most – we’re staffed tinier than most. But when triple-digit audience growth brought big sponsors, we were finally ready to re-invest in what we hope is a much better viewing experience.


Take this baby out for a test drive – share the ride – spread the news – post our link – status update us – tweet this re-launch & let us know what you think.

DAY ONE features the season 4 premiere of WAINY DAYS. We worship David Wain. Tonight’s first-ever WAINY DAYS LIVE show is now sold out.


We just learned that the first 2 weeks of PILOT SEASON racked up over 2 million views!! You can watch the first 4 episodes now starring Sam Seder, Sarah Silverman, Andy Dick, David Cross & Isla Fisher.


Thank you for getting us this far. We’re going to continue to unleash the audacity of HBO and bring you the best stuff that outdoes the rest.


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My Damn Channel is about to take a stab at saying what we think this is all about. We launched here on 7/31/07. My Damn Channel is an entertainment studio and distributor of premium, original programming. We're dedicated to artists we love, trust and respect. We give artists what they need to deliver original video channels directly to you. We work with the best talent creating original work that aims high. We survive and thrive if you watch and interact with our videos. Please support the brands and business partners who feed our artists. We'll tell you what the hell is going on here and hope you register and attack this blog often. Shutting up now. E-mail direct anytime: info@MyDamnChannel.com

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