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A Valid Argument Is Necessary for Laughs



In case you missed this gem - and need a laugh on this Monday morning - here's a video you may have missed this weekend. We imagine that in the deep recesses of language that dogs and babies use to communicate, their interaction goes something like this:

[Cue the dramatic music]

Baby: My trustworthy minion - I have a mission for you. I need you to see who is in our place of slumber. Please get off of the couch and help me. My tiny legs and arms will have no affect on the intruder. Your screams are deeper and more terrifying than mine. You must help me do this or all might be lost. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Aid me and I will pet you awkwardly with my tiny hand and be forever grateful. Please help. PLEASE? No? FINE. I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS.

Dog: Dude. Have a bottle.

You can watch here.


Dumb and Dumber To Trailer


Oh baby, here we go.  Here.  We.  Go.  I don't think I even need to say anything.  I just will watch and hope - nay, pray - that Dumb and Dumber To will be great, and won't tarnish the legacy of one American cinema's true masterpieces.



WHAT'S NEXT... AT LEAST UNTIL 5/6

Beth In Show

What To Look For On My Damn Channel In The Next Week:

4/22
Daily Grace
It's Monday, meaning Daily Grace is going to do something Misscellaneous!

Bri-Fi
Every Monday join our very own Brian Mann for a new analog vlog!

Answerly - "Hayley Answers"
It's Monday, and Hayley Hoover is back with advice for college students young people, covering everything from studying tips to eating on a limited budget. Remember last week when she taught you how to talk to strangers?

Life From The Inside
Mason Evan Harris was the best "English Language Foreign Holiday Novelty Songwriter" in the business. That was 5 years ago. Now that his money has run out, he's reluctantly come out of retirement to start a new career as a less-than-enthusiastic jingle writer.



4/23
Daily Grace
It's Tuesday, so Daily Grace is commenting on your comments!

Beth in Show
Last week Beth got stuck in Mall Madnesst! Catch up with her every Tuesday and Thursday for tips, advice, and good times!

Inside the Legend
In an effort to clarify worldly events, Inside the Legend brings you provocative, semi-believable interviews with history's and fiction's most notorious figures. No matter what their secrets, leave it to the ITL hosts, Chaz Hannigan and Rhonda Kokopele, to get to the heart of the issue, the character, or at very least, the bottom of their coffee cups.

Essnemma, "Grab Bag"
Emma Caulfield's Tuesday videos can be about anything, like her reaction to the Walking Dead, or her holiday experiences with her family

The Mark Malkoff Challenge
Mark is at his wacky antics again, this time for MSN! Mark will do anything from having strangers shave him on the streets to celebrating Halloween... not in October!



4/24
Chris Donahue Presents How To Be A Man
Chris Donahue has lived a long 24 year old life and he's gotta plenty of solid advice for you on being a perfect man like himself. This week, he'll teach you how to work out with some help from Coach Dan Grgas.

Slacktory
Catch Nick Douglas and friends in all of their wacky, internet adventures! Last week Nick taught us about tv fans!

Coffey Chat
Look for the latest episode from our vlogger, Shannon Coffey. New episodes every Wednesday! Remember last week when she showed you how to baby summarize your nails!

Daily Grace
It's Wednesday, time for a Daily Grace review!

Answerly, "Ask Joe"
Joseph Birdsong gives SFW relationship and sex advice like last week when he explained what to do whenin a judgmental relationship.



4/25
Daily Grace
It's Thursday and Daily Grace is going to teach you how to do something!

Subway Fresh Artists Filmmakers Series - "Bite Night," episode two
Student filmmakers from USC and NYU made web series for the SUBWAY around the theme "Every sandwich tells a story." In Bite Night, a high school track star experiences falls for a Subway sandwich artist, who turns out to have more bite than she expected.

Okay Nate
Our very own Nate Bennett is our newest vlogger that you should be watching every Thursday!

Essnemma, "Advice Thursday"
Actress Emma Caulfield! Every Thursday, Emma answers her viewers' questions!

Frankie
Frankie's just your average kid… with a bunch of crazy family stories.

Running Late with Scott Rogowsky
Not your average talk show, hosted by Scott Rogowsky every other week at Galapagos Art Space! Check out the videos on the My Damn Channel Comedy Network.



4/26
Daily Grace
It's Sexy Friday, you know what that means, Grace is talking about something sexy.

Subway Fresh Artists Filmmakers Series - "Thorougly Melted Minnie," Episode Two
Part of the web series commissioned by SUBWAY around the theme "Every sandwich tells a story." "Thoroughly Melted Minnie" comes from a team of student filmmakers from USC, and tells the story of Minnie Mugaloo: after a dastardly trick left her frozen for 57 years, actress Minnie Mugaloo is back, fully thawed, and ready for her big break!

Answerly, "Kristina Answers"
Kristina Horner revels in her nerviness with game reviews, movie reviews, and tips for how to feel less awkward. Like last week-- when she explained drafting.



4/29
Daily Grace
It's Monday, meaning Daily Grace is going to do something Misscellaneous!

Bri-Fi
Every Monday join our very own Brian Mann for a new analog vlog!

Answerly - "Hayley Answers"
It's Monday, and Hayley Hoover is back with advice for college students young people, covering everything from studying tips to eating on a limited budget.

Victor Fartnado Comedy Land
Comedy and Music from Victor Varnado, the world's greatest comedian that is also a black albino.



4/30
Daily Grace
It's Tuesday, so Daily Grace is commenting on your comments!

Beth in Show
Catch up with Beth every Tuesday and Thursday for tips, advice, and good times!

Inside the Legend
In an effort to clarify worldly events, Inside the Legend brings you provocative, semi-believable interviews with history's and fiction's most notorious figures. No matter what their secrets, leave it to the ITL hosts, Chaz Hannigan and Rhonda Kokopele, to get to the heart of the issue, the character, or at very least, the bottom of their coffee cups.

Essnemma, "Grab Bag"
Emma Caulfield's Tuesday videos can be about anything, like her reaction to the Walking Dead, or her holiday experiences with her family

The Mark Malkoff Challenge
Mark is at his wacky antics again, this time for MSN! Mark will do anything from having strangers shave him on the streets to celebrating Halloween... not in October!



5/1
Subway Fresh Artists Featured Filmmakers - "Herman," Episode Two
Five teams of student filmmakers from USC and NYU made web series for Subway around the theme "Every Sandwich Tells A Story." "Herman" finds himself in Hollywood, and lands the "roll" of a lifetime.

Advice
Advice is recorded at real bars and parties, with real drunk people, and then animated for your viewing pleasure.

Slacktory
Catch Nick Douglas and friends in all of their wacky, internet adventures! 

Coffey Chat
Look for the latest episode from our vlogger, Shannon Coffey. New episodes every Wednesday! 

Daily Grace
It's Wednesday, time for a Daily Grace review!

Answerly, "Ask Joe"
Joseph Birdsong gives SFW relationship and sex advice!



5/2
Daily Grace
It's Thursday and Daily Grace is going to teach you how to do something!

Okay Nate
Our very own Nate Bennett is our newest vlogger that you should be watching every Thursday!

Essnemma, "Advice Thursday"
Actress Emma Caulfield! Every Thursday, Emma answers her viewers' questions!

Talking Schmidt
Sketch comedy from the Public Access show Talking Schmidt!

Running Late with Scott Rogowsky
Not your average talk show, hosted by Scott Rogowsky every other week at Galapagos Art Space! Check out the videos on the My Damn Channel Comedy Network.

What If?
An attempt to provide real answers to hypothetical questions.



5/3
Daily Grace
It's Sexy Friday, you know what that means, Grace is talking about something sexy.

Answerly, "Kristina Answers"
Kristina Horner revels in her nerviness with game reviews, movie reviews, and tips for how to feel less awkward.

Subway Fresh Artists Filmmakers Series - "Double Crossed," Episode Three
Part of the web series commissioned by SUBWAY around the theme "Every sandwich tells a story." "Double Crossed" comes from a team of student filmmakers from NYU, and tells the story of Jack Nolan, a private eye and black marketeer, who sticks his neck out for no one, until an old flame walks back into his life.


YouTube and My Damn Channel: Breaking News



Today, Google made a major announcement setting the stage for new programming on YouTube. We're honored that My Damn Channel is working to create a new YouTube original channel as part of this initiative.

We launched www.MyDamnChannel.com back in 2007 - dedicated to giving the most talented people in entertainment a studio and distribution platform where they can co-create, produce and showcase the best original video programming. We've made thousands of videos and many of the most watched and awarded comedy series like “Wainy Days,” “You Suck at Photoshop,” “Horrible People,” “Daily Grace” and political satire from the great Harry Shearer. We've been supported by major advertisers who partner with us to reach engaged, loyal fans online with media campaigns and branded entertainment that break through the noise.

In addition to running our own site, we've always syndicated to other outlets and YouTube has been a powerful partner since we launched our first channel there in 2007.

In February, 2012, we’re expanding our YouTube relationship to give you MY DAMN CHANNEL LIVE: a hosted, 30-minute, weekly comedy show featuring world premieres of our original videos and series. We'll bring you stars you love and new talent too.

MY DAMN CHANNEL LIVE will also invade your screens daily with 10-minute, interactive blasts from our host. You'll see our new live show on a dedicated channel on My Damn Channel, on a new channel on YouTube, and in syndication.

We'll keep you plugged in on the birth of our new baby with fresh updates about all the artists we’re signing and the new series we’re producing from now 'til launch. I want to give HUGE thanks to everyone who's supported My Damn Channel. A few short years ago, Warren Chao and I were two crazy fools with a power point presentation and a dream. The fact that one of the most revolutionary companies in the world just tapped us for their new adventure blows us away and we're counting on all of you to be watching.

Rob Barnett
Founder/CEO, www.MyDamnChannel.com

Sizzle Reel: 2007-2011 HERE


5 Ways To Make Yourself More Popular


WAKE UP and be more popular! Don't be like James Franco.



So you're back in school and you're bored already? Here are 5 Ways To Make Yourself More Popular.

1. Find someone to haze. It's still early in the school year, right? Your professor is probably still learning names. If you're in a class where your instructor calls attendance, just start hazing people. "Steve Guttenberg?" "More like, Steve Not-So-Gutten-To-Be-Back-In-School! YOU'VE BEEN HAZED."

2. Talk about how much you love Justin Bieber. His voice still hasn't broken so girls still see him as an asexual non-threatening type of fantasy crush, right? Also he's just, like, sooooooo CUUUUUUUTE.

3. Tell them how much you love animals. Cats, especially. Who doesn't love a pussy...CAT. Pussycat. Jeez.

4. Show your new roomies that you know how to cook. You should probably start with the Faghetti'wich: fries and spaghetti on a sandwich...so, you know, all your basic college food groups. Later, when the local sandwich shop starts selling it you can get them to name it after you.

5. Make a video for your new classmates telling them how much you love them. And how pretty you think they all are. And how you would totally have babies with them if they would let you. Because that's not creepy at all.

Good luck! Let us know if any of these things actually work to increase your popularity because then we will need to transfer to your school immediately.



'Chuting!

Now at this point, you may be thinking "WHAT ON EARTH IS CHUTING?!?!"  Webster's dictionary defines chuting as "the act of utilizing a chute (as by passing ore down it)."  But Webster's dictionary is an idiot.

In the 21st century, chuting, invented by Grace Helbig in a recent Daily Grace, is an alternative to planking (pictured above), which is for babies.  Here's two chuters inverted chuting at the American Museum of Natural History.

If you want to see what normal chuting looks like, you could hold your computer upside-down, or keep it rightside-up but look at it while inverted chuting yourself, or build a time machine and travel to 1897 to partake in George M. Stratton's perceptual adaptation experiment, in which participants wore goggles that inverted their vision vertically until their brain eventually inverted the image back to normal, at which point when the subject would remove their googles, their vision would be permanently upside-down.

Or you could check out this photo of a very athletic Darlene Contreras chuting on a soccer ball.

Or Taylor O'Brien 'chuting hoops.

And if you can't get enough of planking variants, check out this brief article from My Damn Chanel Blog Network member The Slacktory.

TGIF, HAGS, and happy 'chutin'!


Wainy Days' Very Own Elizabeth Banks up for Emmy

Posted in Emmys, Wainy Days with tags Elizabeth Banks, Wainy Days, Emmy Awards, Television on 7/15/2011 8:30:00 AM by Josh Meisel



Congratulations to Elizabeth Banks for her Emmy nomination in the category of Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series! In case Thursday is your bowling night, Elizabeth Banks plays Jack Donaghy's baby's mother Avery on NBC's 30 Rock. She also plays Wainy Days' Shelly, who shattered the web series' records by dating the fictionalized Wain in three separate episodes! Check them out here, here and here.


Slacktory.com



Today is a new day in the world of My Damn Channel because we officially launch the My Damn Channel Blog Network with Slacktory (http://slacktory.com).


Slacktory is helmed by one of our favorite internet users, Nick Douglas, former editor of Valleywag and Urlesque, where he helped us navigate the vast internet with humor and wit.  We were so impressed by him, naturally we stalked followed Nick on Twitter and Tumblr and when he mentioned briefly that he was looking for a new challenge, we pounced.  Social Media: it works!


(Nick!)

Now Nick and his merry band of writers are all part of the Damn Family.  We always wanted more brothers and sisters, but Mom said "over her dead body," so this is, like, the best kind of compromise.  We get some new playmates and Mom's still alive.

Make sure you visit Slacktory.com daily to find out what shenanigans that crazy internet has gotten itself into this time!  Today, we have stories about Jessi Slaughter, a Harry Potter/Book of Mormon parody, a visit to Jack In The Box with Tom Waits and a weekly column from Mark Zuckerberg that Mark Zuckerberg has nothing to do with at all.

But, don't worry! We haven't forgotten our online video roots! Slacktory will curate, remix and mashup videos at MyDamnChannel.com/Slacktory.  Our first Slacktory video has cats, babies and Hitler explaining "Planking," so, you know, there's something for everyone!

Slacktory is just the beginning.  We're coming for you, Internet.  Please continue to do ridiculous things so we always have something to talk about.






Gigi Season Finale


Gigi: Almost American Season Finale now playing on an internet near you. Click here to watch.

So I guess that's it then. All done. Thanks for coming.

WAIT!!!

This just in: Gigi "Extras" will be released every Wednesday!

Take your head out of the oven and we'll see you next Wednesday for more Gigi.


Give Birth to Laughter



You know that stern, older woman who lived in your house when you were growing up?  The one who cooked all your meals, did your laundry, and threw away all the porno she found under your bed while vacuuming? The woman who always got into lengthy shouting matches with your father over finances, and who spent long afternoon after long afternoon quietly sitting on the couch, surrounded by the chaos of her household, drinking zinfandel and staring off into the middle distance? Remember her?

That was Ms. Ana, your nanny.

The woman who paid Ms. Ana to do all those things was your mother. And guess what Sunday is? That’s right: Mother’s Day.

What’s that? You demand My Damn Channel videos with an extremely tenuous link to a Mothers’ Day theme? Well don’t worry, YOU WILL NOT BE DENIED.

Everyone’s favorite newly-minted American, Gigi, falls for a very pretty, very pregnant library patron, played by Gigi star Josh Gad’s real-life wife, Ida Darvish.

Two grown children of an eccentric, mostly awful dead actress try to figure out what made their mom tick in the new series Versailles, premiering Monday!

And last but not least, David Wain shoves a new mother to the ground and tries to drown her baby. Spoilers.

So show a little respect, you little shit, and send the old crone a card. Who knows? Maybe she’ll write you back into the will after all.


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