Sandwich Confessionals

Find out what happens when sandwich ingredients stop being polite and start getting fresh. Sandwich Confessionals.

Meet the talented NYU filmmakers behind "Sandwich Confessionals," one of 2013's Subway Fresh Artists Filmmakers Series:

Jennifer Suhr (Writer / Director)
Jennifer Cho Suhr received her B.A. from Yale in American Studies and Ethnicity, Race, & Migration. As an MFA candidate at NYU, she has written and directed short films, music videos and was one of the creators of the TV pilot, American Viral. She also was a recipient of the Tisch School of the Arts Fellowship. Her last film, Saeng-il (Birthday), received the Audience Award at the Gen Art Film Festival 2011. Her thesis, a short entitled Out There, received the Spike Lee Film Production Grant. She is currently developing her first feature film.

Colin Whitlow (Producer)
Born and raised in rural Virginia Colin received his undergraduate degree at the University of Virginia in Studio Art and English Literature. He then moved to San Francisco where he worked at YouTube before joining NYU’s selective MBA/MFA dual degree program in 2010. He has spent the last three years producing numerous short films, commercials and a TV pilot while intensively studying business and filmmaking. He plans to work in the media industry in New York upon completion of the program in May.

Geoff Mansfield (Producer)
Originally from Hong Kong, Geoff worked in production in New York on shows like 30 Rock and Flight of the Conchords for a few years before getting his dual-MBA/MFA at NYU. There, he was a Bernie Brillstein Scholar and produced numerous shorts and a TV pilot, American Viral, starring Michael Showalter. Prior to this, Geoff rode a bicycle across the States.


Episode 1: Best friends Cucumber and B. Peppers try to get into the exclusive Subway Club.

Cast:
Hamface - Willie Teacher
Cucumber - Tim Hoffman
Peppers - James Manzello
Turkey - Shawn Dugas
Bacon - AnnaRose King
Chicken - Kenny Santucci
Meatballs - Thomas Patrick

Episode 2: The ingredients of BMT Breakfast Melt are forced to go through sandwich therapy.

Cast:
BF Ham - Rick Younger
JT Tomato - Larry Wendorf
EE Muffin - Jonathan Tindle
Miss Egg White - Cristina Duran
Spicy Pepperoni - Natasha Williams
Cheese - Luke Guldan


Crew:
Director - Jen Suhr
Producer - Colin Whitlow
Producer - Geoff Mansfield
Assistant Director - Abu Bakr Shawky
Director of Photography - Kirsten Tan
1st Assistant Camera - Armaan Virani
2nd Assistant Camera – Klark Chaudry
2nd Camera Operator - Chananun Chotrungroj
DIT - Daniel Shaw
Gaffer - Tony Sur
Key Grip - Zack Schamberg
G&E - Cory Lonas, Fernando Martinez
Sound Mixer - Dimitri Kouri
Boom Operator - Tarek Fouda
Production Designer - Ioannis Sochorakis
Art Director - Gabriela Bruno
Art Assistants - Blake Lyons, Raymond Wei, Aarica North
Costume Designer - Lara de Brujin
Costume Intern - Kim Goings
Hair and Makeup - Kate Tsang
Makeup Assistant - Amanda Bujak
Editor - Sarah-Violet Bliss
Sound Mixer - Michael Curtes
Composer - Michael Curtes
Casting director - Lauren Charkow

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Celebrity Sleepovers with Mark Malkoff!

Mark Malkoff figured out fast that Los Angeles gets expensive for a guy living out of a suitcase. So he decided simply to ask celebrities if he could sleep at their homes. He just ASKED them! And they said YES!

He slept with Camryn Manheim's Emmy. He met Mary Lynn Rajskub and her son. He stayed in Justine Bateman's treehouse. He practiced napping with Kristen Schaal. He slept in the same bed with Kate Walsh...only after Kate called Mark's wife and assured her that it was perfectly fine since she wasn't attracted to him at all!

Ed Begley, Jr., Dave Coulier, "Bridesmaids" director Paul Feig, "Everybody Loves Raymond" creator Phil Rosenthal, legends Buck Henry and Dick Cavett...Mark convinced them all to open their doors and let him spend the night.

Well... almost all of them (Lookin' at you, Rob Corddry. Lookin' at YOU.).

Watch what happened at Dave Coulier's house now!

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David Wain is SEXY.

David Wain is a sex machine.
He dates the hottest women that you've ever seen.
It seems unlikely but it's totally true
If you don't understand it we'll explain it to you...

Way back in August of '11 we went to Just For Laughs in Montreal and did "Wainy Days LIVE" with David Wain, Rob Corddry, Reggie Watts and a bunch of their super-talented friends.

Two of those friends were Garfunkel and Oates aka Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci, two of the sweetest, funniest, most talented, adorable people you could ever hope to meet in your entire life. In Montreal, they wrote a song about how sexy David Wain must be since in every episode of Wainy Days gorgeous women are falling over themselves to be with him. When we all returned home, everyone thought it would be a shame to keep the brilliance of that song limited to a few hundred people in French-Speaking Quebec, so we filmed it and are sharing it with the world.

Watch it and share it with your friends. It's like a little bit of joy right on your computer screen.

And Kate and Riki have both been on television and in film so they would know what sexy is, right? They're like comedic rock stars, right? The LA Times wrote a feature about them! They would know what would make a pretty girl want to lick an average 42 year old body!

Could it be they find David Wain that sexy because he told them that Season 5 of his groundbreaking web series Wainy Days is returning to My Damn Channel this Fall?! Yes. That's it. That's very much what it must be. For sure.

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Pretty Girls Everywhere!

Pretty girls are everywhere around here!

We already know you're in love with Daily Grace. We've heard you obsess about Elizabeth Banks and Rashida Jones. But we want you to know two more: Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci, known together as Garfunkel and Oates.

We'll tell you more about them this Friday, when they star in a new Wainy Days BONUS music video, but for now just start with this song, "This Party Took A Turn For The Douche."

We knew for sure we had a crush on them when we heard the lyric "I ain't in love with you, cousin! I ain't George Michael Bluth! This party just took a turn... for the douche." Anyone who can reference Jim Croce and Arrested Development in the same song deserves undying respect, yo.

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A History of Hot Fictional Characters With Eye Patches

In honor of Kate Mulgrew's eye patch-wearing character "Kove" in NTSF:SD:SUV::, we thought we'd take a look at some other fictional eye-patch wearing characters whom we have loved:

Such as Rob Lowe in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"

Or Daryl Hannah in "Kill Bill"

Or Kurt Russell in "Escape from New York" AND "Escape from L.A."

And Kurt Russell AGAIN in "Captain Ron"

And, of course, Jamey Sheridan in "Law and Order: SVU"

... which, of course, no one should confuse with NTSF:SD:SUV:: which is on tonight on Adult Swim at 12:15am.

Unless maybe you're dyslexic, and then, that would be totally understandable.

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5 More Reasons To Watch NTSF:SD:SUV::

1. You know it's brought to you by the same people who gave you Wainy Days, and that's good enough for you goshdarnit!

2. You've always kind of had a thing for Kate Mulgrew in positions of authority.

3. You always kind of had a thing for Jack Bauer but your eyesight isn't so great and Paul Scheer as Trent Hauser will do.

4. REBECCA ROMIJN.

5. Because we're asking you. Nicely. And you like us. A lot.


Watch it on Adult Swim on Thursday nights at 12:15am!

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Here Comes the Bride

If you woke up this morning with an extra spring in your step and a little bit of a glow about you, fear not.  It's not a brain tumor (probably)—you're just basking in the glorious psychic afterglow of the Royal Wedding!  I mean, like, OMG, right?

Yes, there's nothing more romantic than a photogenic young commoner being hand-selected by the Illuminati and served up on a silver platter for review and approval by the future king's cadre of clucking, hunchbacked toadies as they strum lutes and swill peasants' blood from pewter goblets.  At least that's how I presume it works.  I don't know.  I'm an American.

But regardless, My Damn Channel is using this opportunity to "say yes to the dress" and provide you with one each of the following:

Something old...

The first ever episode of 'You Suck at Photoshop.'

Something new...

The latest trailer for the new series 'Versailles,' starring Patricia Heaton.

Something borrowed...

Not ours, but still hilarious: a break dancer kicks a baby in the face.

And something blue...

Andy Milonakis's 'Red Blue.'  That works, I guess.

So say "I do" to these videos or forever hold your peace.  Also, don't forget to send the happy young couple something nice.  I'm pretty sure they're registered at Pottery Barn.

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FROM 'HORRIBLE PEOPLE' TO 'THE DAILY SHOW'

Kristen Schaal stars as Margaret in 'HORRIBLE PEOPLE' - the evil soap opera created by A.D. Miles for My Damn Channel.

She's also on 'Flight of the Conchords' on HBO - and now.....Kristen is a new correspondent on 'The Daily Show'

Here's Kristen with Jon presenting her future time capsule for the future first female President:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=164044&title=dear-madame-president



Here's Kristen in 'Horrible People' - we premiere a new episode every Monday at My Damn Channel:



Here are some of the people that deserve credit for the baddest ass soap opera on earth:

Created by A.D. MILES

Written & Directed by A.D. MILES

Producer
JOE LO TRUGLIO
JONATHAN STERN

Director of Photography
TIM SMITH

Production Designer & Costume Designer
KATIE THARPE

Editor
ROBERT NASSAU

Casting Directors
BETH BOWLING
NADIA LUBBE
KIM MISCIA

Featuring

Carter MATHER ZICKEL

Michael A.D. MILES

Mother JOY FRANZ

Margaret KRISTEN SCHAAL

Billy JOE LO TRUGLIO

Rex ED GENEST

Arturro ISRAEL HERNANDEZ

Josephine Dupont SYLVIANNE CHEBANCE

Leon Landouille JEAN BRASSARD

Amanda RACHEL ROBBINS

Danielle GINGER KROLL

Tom KURT BRAUNOULER

Excited Blonde Woman LIBBY BRADLEY

Line Producers
DAN KEEZER
LAURA MAXFIELDHair & Makeup
NICOLE WODOWSKICamera Operators
VWODECK RUCEWICZ
LELAND KRANEStill Photographer
ANYA GARRETT

Assistant Editor
TOM FISHMAN

Art Assistant
KATE BROWN

Gaffer
BERNARD HUNT

Key Grip
ALEXANDER ENGLE

Swing Grip/Electric
GEOFF KNIGHT
SEBASTIAN NICOLAT
MEGAN NOLE

Sound Mixer
GABRIEL SANDERS

Boom Operator
TOM JORDAN

Utlities
ROB HUNTOON
SEAN MARTIN
JOSH SIMMONS
STEVE STERNICK
MARK WYNEGAR

Production Assistants
DANA HAN-KLEIN
ERIC HOLLERBACH
RICHARD JONES
TIM KANE

Location
SAM HAMADEH LOFT

Artwork Compliments of:
ALLY HILFIGER
LA2
KIPTONART

Additional Writing
JOE LO TRUGLIO
MORGAN MURPHY

© 2008 Jank Productions. All rights reserved.

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WHO IS MY DAMN CHANNEL?

We're still a baby - just six months old - but today's the day we reintroduce ourselves to you.

 

I'm Rob Barnett. The driving idea behind my company gives musicians, filmmakers, actors and comedians the respect they deserve but rarely get from old media. We built an oasis and a launching pad for our stars to create and distribute original, episodic video series on a network of channels here: www.MyDamnChannel.com. We also send the videos off to YouTube, MySpace and into mass syndication on dozens of key outlets.

It's all free to you & our talent is free of corporate interference. Our artists do what they want. We're trusting them to trust their instincts. We're trusting you to tell us when we're on the money and to attack and slap us around when we suck (at photoshop). When you find clips you like - spread 'em & support the cause.

We call this blog, "The Night Feed," because I'm awake in the middle of every night helping my wife feed our 4 month-old twin babes. I'll steal minutes most nights to keep a dialogue going with you about what this is becoming & to thank you for the chance to co-create, communicate, embrace a little freedom, and dream up a very fun gig.

Tonight marks the launch of a whole new look and functions on My Damn Channel to make it easier to play with us. Mega Gigoonda thanks and respect go to Warren, Big Fat Brain, Reborn, Harry, Don, David, Andy, Steve, Coolio, Miles, Jon, Asterisk, Elan, Dead Crow, Karen, Wheelhouse, Paul, Kate, Matt, Matt, Maria, Brad, Kym, Kim, Jahnavi, Lindsey, Eric, Marc, Gary, John, Elinor & Bernie, Mike & Joan, Joan & Mike, Bob & Ruth, Sue, Julia, Jessie, Dylan, and Sara.

...shutting up now.

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A CHRISTMAS CARTOON

HAPPY HOLIDAYS from the Saints & Sinners at MyDamnChannel - Better than The Queen's YouTube channel: http://mydamnchannel.com/channel.aspx?episode=350 Written by Kate Christensen Sound Design by Matt Simnowitz Animation by Dan Pinto Bryan Brinkman Matt Gaston

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