We're back!
After a short hiatus prompted by the laziness of our editor (ed. note: Sorry, dudes.) "That Ain't Right" returns!
This is where we scan Twitter for people who say "My Damn Channel" but are in no way referring to us! And through much scientific study (ed. note: There was NO scientific study.) we determined that the correct response to each tweet is "That Ain't Right!" Here we go:
@BeccaMathers , you are preaching to the choir. I was having a little trouble trying to fit the phrase “That Ain’t Right” into this because loving Lifetime is oh-so-very-right. Then it dawned on me, “Lifetime is MY damn channel”? Are you planning on taking Lifetime away from us all and depriving us of the sweet combination of Meredith Baxter Birney and reruns of “Unsolved Mysteries”. Take some other channel like Home and Garden or The CW. Not sharing Lifetime with the rest of us? That Ain’t Right!
@obeyMeBitchez , our hearts go out to you, it seems like you are living a nightmare scenario. Anyone who wakes up from a nap to hear Louie Anderson yelling “Top 6 reasons to eat a sandwich!” deserves a hug. To the people who changed @obeyMeBitchez , changing the channel to a show hosted by the son of satan himself, Louie Anderson?!?! That Ain’t Right!
That lil grl better done gone get enough of changing your damn channel! Grl changing your channel! That ain’t right! For real though lil grl, it sounds like you need some guidance. Changing @Caremel_Beautyy ‘s channel is not the answer to solving your problems. If you need some help, we here at MyDamnChannel are more then willing to listen. If you don’t speak out your problems they will grow inside and come out as hate, that simply Ain’t Right.
@lextasy I think you need a new choice of friends. We here at MyDamnChannel are more then willing to step up and apply to take over. Unlike your last friend we are tall and handsome, only sit where we are told and would never in a million years even think of changing your channel. We also are great listeners and make a Tiramisu that is out of this world. Keeping your old and disrespectful friends around? Does he even know what a Tiramisu is? I bet he can’t tell the difference between a Ramekin and a cupcake wrapper! That Ain’t Right!
WHAT!!! @FinesseYoNigga! You have found your own personal version of Airbud! Sure, he may not be able to shoot the game winning 3 pointer or score the game winning touchdown (See “Airbud 2: Golden Receiver”) but he can change a channel! You must find a way to hone his talents otherwise they will go to waste and That Ain’t Right!
That's all for this edition of
"That Ain't Right"! Will there be one more before the end of 2011? (ed. note:
I promise nothing.)
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snl on 3/4/2011 7:38:22 AM by Matt Warren
The new Farrelley Bros. comedy Hall Pass was the #1 movie in the country last week, and much of the credit can be placed on the broad, heartland-handsome shoulders of co-star Jason Sudeikis. Not surprising, as the man’s talents are legion: one-time Blue Man Group wannabe, dater of Hollywood starlets, George Wendt’s nephew, etc. And don’t sleep on SNL, where he portrays a wide variety of characters ranging from the pathetic to the nettlesome, including one-half of both Jon Bovi, the world’s worst Bon Jovi tribute band, and the titular “Two A-Holes.”
But by far, Sudeikis’s most daunting role to date has been as none other than our very own David Wain, wherein attacks the role of My Damn Channel’s favorite lovelorn man-child with the kind of method intensity not seen since Ben Kingsley cinched up his cloth diaper to play mankind’s other great savior, Mahatma Ghandi. Maybe this Believer article was the key to his research. Then again, maybe there’s a little David Wain in all of us (gross).
According to IMDB, the trademark of Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia is his smile. Uh, bro? That's my trademark. We both can't have the same devastating, heart-warming trademark.
Check out this new episode of The Temp Life where Milo plays a cook helping Trouble track down a pastrami theif.
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The Temp Life,
Spherion,
Wilson Cleveland,
Taryn Southern,
Tony Janning,
Sandheep,
comedy,
Office,
Illeana Douglas,
Mark Gant,
web,
web series on 1/3/2011 12:42:45 PM by DannyMoney
It's Monday, and that means it's back to work - but wait! There's good news!
"Good news?" you ask. "How could there be any good news, you jackass?" Well, Mondays mean that another new episode of The Temp Life has premiered on My Damn Channel, and this week everyone at the Celtons office is hungover - just like you are from all that New Year's celebrating you did.
So enjoy, and don't worry: Friday will be here soon enough.
We've been watching The Temp Life, a series about the head of a temp agency who falls from grace and has to temp his way back up the ladder, since CJP Digital Media created it in 2006 for Spherion Staffing Services.
With the premiere of Season 5, The Temp Life becomes the longest-running original branded entertainment web series. and we're very proud to add The Temp Life to our roster, because The Temp Life's Season 5 was written by "Legend of Neil" writers Tony Janning and Gabe Uhr, will feature guest appearances by Taryn Southern, Tony Janning and Milo Ventimiglia, and-- not least of all-- because it features some familiar faces:
Illeana Douglas as "Eve Randall"
Sandeep Parikh as "Stevie P."
Wilson Cleveland as "Nick 'Trouble' Chiapetta"
and Craig Bierko as "Eddie Chiapetta"
We won't bore you with stories of our own experiences as temps. Like the time we worked as a typist for a religious cult that sold yoga classes. Or the time we worked for a legal headhunter who made us cut and paste newspaper articles into scrapbooks that she could read each night when she took the subway home. Or the time we worked as a receptionist for a major television network and wrote down in our personal contact list all the extensions for the programming executives-- you know, just in case.
We won't tell you about all of those stories because they're not nearly as interesting as the season premiere of Season 5, which you should totally watch right now-- unless you're a temp currently on assignment, in which case: finish your work, turn in your time sheet, get your supervisor's signature and watch The Temp Life only when you're sure no one has any other work to dump on you assign you. Trust us.
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My Damn Channel with tags
Happy Holidays,
Grace Helbig,
Satan Claus,
Christmas with the Devil,
Harry Shearer,
Judith Owen,
Spinal Tap,
Easy To Assemble,
Manager Erik,
You Suck at Photoshop,
Dane Cook,
Donnie,
YSAP on 12/22/2009 11:15:30 AM by Rob Barnett
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| Inbox Violation #32 Monday, December 21, 2009
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SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO MY DAMN CHANNEL
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Whaaat?? You thought we weren't
going to get you anything?!
Get ready for a Loving & Emotional HOLIDAY MESSAGE to YOU from the host of My Damn Channel herself!
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HELL'S HOLIDAY
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WHAT MAKES A
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ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:
"Manager Erik" stops by My Damn Channel to give his priceless words of advice on what it takes to be a HAPPY CO-WORKER.
Please forward to all co-workers, there will be a test!
Please forward to all co-workers
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All new episodes of EASY TO ASSEMBLE from Illeana Douglas & IKEA premiere JAN 20!
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Thanks for every second of watching, commenting, n’ sharing in ’09. We promise to suck even less in ’10.
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We're getting into the Damned Christmas Spirit with the Dark Lord of Hell while getting our groove on to some Hellacious tunes... Mmmm hmm...
Head on over with us to Harry Shearer's Channel for a dose of Devilish Holiday Cheer starring Judith Owen's jazztastic vocals (so haunting you'd think she was blessed by the Devil himself) and the GREAT Harry Shearer's soft, fiery rhythm on the upright bass.
Take off your sweater and boots, the heat is finally on this Christmas at My Damn Channel!
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My Damn Channel with tags
Harry Shearer,
Glimmers of Hope,
Timothy Geithner,
Don Was,
Illeana Douglas,
Easy to Assemble,
Sparhusen,
Southern Comfort,
Soco,
Grace Crashers,
Grace Helbig,
Dave Ahdoot,
Sir Mack Rice,
Greed and Fear on 11/25/2009 10:01:48 AM by Rob Barnett
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| Inbox Violation #31 Thursday, November 25, 2009
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The video features Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner’s My Damn Channel debut.
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Illeana makes her big move to win IKEA’s Co-Worker of the Year.
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The 2009 Detroit All Star Revue from the annual “Concert of Colors” in the motor city.
Don’s hometown heroes perform some of the greatest songs in Rock & Roll.
Here’s Sir Mack Rice – the man who wrote “Respect Yourself” for the Staple Singers & “Mustang Sally” for Wilson Pickett.
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Happy Thanksgiving - NO JOKE! THANKS for watching & sharing our videos!!
Follow the Rules. Drink Responsibly.
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Animation,
Daily Grace,
Don Was,
Grace Crashers,
Harry Shearer,
Judith Owen,
Pilot Season,
RAMP with tags
Sparhusen,
Kris Kristofferson,
Pilot Season,
Grace Crashers,
RAMP,
Don Was,
Easy To Assemble,
Lady Gaga,
Daily Grace,
Sode Copped,
My Damn Channel on 10/29/2009 7:10:11 AM by Meg Mylan
We must have had too much coffee this week.
Tons of new videos invading My Damn Channel - we're giving you comedy, music, parties, animation, interviews and more.
Spärhusen Performances: Inga D.
Spärhusen Interview
Easy To Assemble with Ask a Ninja
Pilot Season
Kris Kristofferson: Closer to the Bone
Grace Crashers: Halloween II
Grace Crashers: How To Crash A Party
Grace Crashers: How To Make Your Party Count
Harry Shearer with Judith Owen: Bonus Baby
RAMP with Lady Gaga
Soda Copped
Daily Grace
Vince who? Owen who?
Grace Helbig and Dave Ahdoot are the hosts of the newest My Damn Channel series:
GRACE CRASHERS presented by SOUTHERN COMFORT
Grace & Dave invade office parties for Halloween, the holidays, and “the Big Game.” The series will wrap on-location at Mardi Gras in New Orleans (because we can!).
Episode one: HALLOWEEN