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Last Minute Halloween Costume: "Gigi"

So it's the week before Halloween and you can't go as a ghost again because your mom is pissed you keep cutting holes in her sheets. What to do? We're here to help. All this week we're going to tell you how to dress up like your favorite My Damn Channel stars.

First up, How To Dress Like Gigi:


What you need:

  • hat
  • button-down shirt
  • striped tie
  • cargo shorts
  • glasses
  • old-timey suitcase

Most of these items are probably lying around your parents' house somewhere or can be purchased pretty inexpensively at any second-hand store.

Once you get the look down, get the character down by walking around all day saying "shakey peachy" and pretending not to understand English. We predict this will go over particularly well with your girlfriend who already complains that you don't understand her.

If you do it correctly, you should resemble our friend Smokybanjo here, whose head has been poorly 'shopped onto Gigi for no reason other than we watched an old episode of YSAP and learned about the path tool. Happy Halloween!





SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO MY DAMN CHANNEL!

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SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO MY DAMN CHANNEL

MERRY GRACEMAS, Y'ALL! 

Whaaat??  You thought we weren't
going to get you anything?!

 

Get ready for a Loving & Emotional HOLIDAY MESSAGE to YOU from the host of My Damn Channel herself!


 

 HELL'S HOLIDAY
JAZZ LOUNGE
 

Spinal Tap's famous holiday song, CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL, is re-lived by JUDITH OWEN & HARRY SHEARER, in a smooth, jazzy video performance that will HEAT UP your Holiday Spirit!


Also available for purchase on Judith's CHRISTMAS IN JULY album. What a neat gift idea!



WHAT MAKES A
HAPPY CO-WORKER?
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:

"Manager Erik" stops by My Damn Channel to give his priceless words of advice on what it takes to be a HAPPY CO-WORKER.

Please forward to all co-workers, there will be a test!
Please forward to all co-workers

All new episodes of EASY TO ASSEMBLE from Illeana Douglas & IKEA premiere JAN 20!

 



IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

Dane.. I mean.. Donnie takes us on a journey through PHOTOSHOP LESSONS of the past & present...

Send in your works of art & love to: info@mydamnchannel.com
 
Thanks for every second of watching, commenting, nโ€™ sharing in โ€™09. We promise to suck even less in โ€™10.
 
See ya next year!

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NEW NEW & NEW



We started My Damn Channel in the wake of an earlier round of big corporate layoffs as traditional media tried to wrap its arms around the intense insurgency of online video.

Many major media companies took a shot at chasing YouTube's brass ring, but they couldn't ride their horses fast enough to get into the lead ahead of all the upstart brands racing onto the field.

We ran fast in our first year. Some of our best competitors like Super Deluxe didn't make it. We loved their work.  We stayed determined to keep costs low, but still bring the best talent - treat them well - and let them deliver quality, original web video which is getting seen by an audience growing faster by the second.

In the past 24 hours, we've had the #1 video on all of YouTube - thanks to Big Fat Brain, creators of "You Suck at Photoshop" and their NEW web series, "Agency of Record."

This week, TIME Magazine honored us in their Top 10 Everything of 2008 - twice!  They put YSAP in the Top 10 TV Episodes of the year next to Lost, Mad Men, 30 Rock & Colbert. And they honored Sir Harry Shearer for one of his Katie Couric Open-Mic Moments that we call "Found Objects." 

Maria on our team just told me we passed 42 million total views yesterday.

This week, we added Suhaila Suhimi to lead the advertising team bringing more top brands in to sponsor all of our new programming.

Here's a list of what's NEW & what's coming for the year ahead with immeasurable thanks for every second you've stopped your world to take a look at www.MyDamnChannel.com:



Flight of the Conchords HBO premiere episode next week on My Damn Channel - 3 weeks before it airs on HBO !

STELLA - new channel just launched

GraceNMichelle - new channel just launched

Agency of Record - new episode tmrw/Fri

Heather Fink channel

new episodes of LAPDANCE with KURT LODER

new videos from atom.com

new episodes of BACK ON TOPPS - every Tuesday

new episodes of FACETIME

and a lil tease of more/new magic wonderments:

ED HELMS
KERRI KENNEY-SILVER
SAM SEDER
SARAH SILVERMAN
DAVID CROSS
ANDY DICK
ISLA FISHER
A.D. MILES
MARK MALKOFF
and....

S P I N A L   T A P   2 0 0 9
    


AGENCY of RECORD



Halloween marked the season 2 finale of YOU SUCK AT PHOTOSHOP.

Over 400,000 views so far - close to 1000 comments webwide debating the appearance of Dane Cook, whether Donnie is Dane, if both are dead, what David Cross has to do with the whole thing, and if YSAP is really gone (again?).

Feels like months since 10/31: we elected OBAMA - the economy turned the clocks back to 1933 - and Jetsons' flying cars still seem another thousand years away.

Fear not: the creators of YSAP open up a new chapter in the wonderful "WORLD of WEBNDER"

Adobe presents a BIG FAT BRAIN film

starring Troy Hitch & Matt Bledsoe

produced by Amy Austin

AGENCY OF RECORD is here


DONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


MORE EXPERIENCE

Posted in My Damn Channel Music Nights, SoCo with tags SoCo, My Damn Channel, Justice, Mgmt, Grace on 9/8/2008 10:47:49 AM by Rob Barnett



This Saturday, 9/13, we'll be at the SoCo Music Experience at the Altamont Fairgrounds in Albany, NY.
 
10 bands including headliners JUSTICE & MGMT.

All FREE but you have to be 21 or older to get in.
Bring your ID.

Just 150 miles from Times Square

I'm giving personal testimony to the 'experience' being an extremely good time. Music, heat, food, drink, games, and good looking humans.

Grace will be there - with our film crews & the My Damn Channel tent will be set-up handing out more free-ness: including rare YSAP tee-shirts, My Damn Channel pins, tats & more. We're filming you - so be xtra attractive.



2.8 MILLION AUGUST VIEWS

Posted with tags My Damn Channel, August, Views, YSAP on 9/3/2008 3:09:05 AM by Rob Barnett



My Damn Channel videos were viewed 2.8 million times in August. Up 33% from July.

Leaping outta bed to keep your eyes entertained and keep sucking as little as possible.

FREE limited edition YSAP tee-shirt to the first 3 comments below.

It's the least we can do - but if you go for the shirt and agree to become our next 3 HUMAN ADS - we'll do MORE.



THE NIGHT FEED for real

Our twins are 10 months old. This blog was named "The Night Feed" and launched last November at a time when sleep was a nickname for 90-minute naps in the middle of the night, between feedings. We all sleep like humans now, but not tonight.

It's raining hard. A Hard Rain.... Head running. Sleeptalkin. Re-inspired. The second year of My Damn Channel begins. 

We're regularly attacking ourselves and creating more reasons for you to get into it, to spread it, or to slap us senseless. emails welcome......rob@MyDamnChannel.com:

- register and customize your own profiles

- sign up for Video Alerts for new premieres  

- we're no Facebook...but we've got Friending

- more NEW premieres every week

- new Daily Grace....daily

- new Wainy Days episodes on now & season 3 finale 8/25

- all new YSAP premiering every other Friday - next one 8/22

- all new Harry Shearer videos from Songs of the Bushmen premiering now

- new sports & music series FACETIME presented by Puma (pilot is live now)

- Season 2 of all new music from Don Was on the Wasmopolitan Cavalcade of Recorded Music

- Lapdance with Kurt Loder: Saving the World One Interview at a Time (in production)

- new summer sponsors include: Southern Comfort, Puma, HBO

- email directly if you want to help build the new PILOT CHANNEL (& give it a better name)

- one more thing.....please STOP doing what you're doing:



IRAN...YSAP !

Posted in Donnie Hoyle, You Suck at Photoshop with tags Iran, You Suck at Photoshop, Donnie Hoyle, BoingBoing, Xeni Jardin on 7/11/2008 3:46:11 AM by Rob Barnett



Big love to BoingBoing and Xeni Jardin for sending the staff of My Damn Channel into a good frenzie.

DO Google Iran and Photoshop for more.

Episode #12 of YOU SUCK AT PHOTOSHOP is up LIVE.

hava wknd


NEW YSAP FRI - NEW WAINY MON



Prepare to SUCK first thing tomorrow morning. The Right Reverend Donnie Hoyle will be back & we'd be excommunicated for telling you one simple secret about what's in store.

YOU SUCK AT PHOTOSHOP #12 is coming



WAINY DAYS #23 is coming MONDAY.

It'll be called "WATER COOLER" starring the core cast of .... sewers:
DAVID, ZANDY HARTIG, A.D. MILES, & MATT BALLARD.


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