1. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married in a secret ceremony in North Carolina this weekend! Those crazy kids! Congratulations! Ryan's only on his second marriage and this is Blake's first! That's positively quaint by Hollywood standards!

2. Possession won the Box Office for a second week in a row. That makes two weeks in a row that I have no idea whether that's Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Javier Bardem in that movie.

3. Did you see the viral video of a sleepwalking mom? That's our friend SoundlyAwake's mom! Remember that time Soundly Awake was Grace's guest on My Damn Channel LIVE? Now we have to get his mom on. While she's asleep.

4. SNL has hired three new castmembers to begin to fill the void left by Andy Samberg, Abby Elliot and Kristen Wiig. Will Jason Sudeikis be the next to go? No one's really sure yet.

5. Football season started! Some teams won. Some teams lost. The quarterback from the Browns started the season by getting trapped under an American flag before kickoff. So, you know, same ol' same ol'.