In honor of Fourth of July, America's Independence Day, I'm honoring American Things We (I) Love:

This is a great song about America, mostly because it contains the line "smoke on your pipe and put that in!" And I didn't know for years what it meant but I felt for sure it had something to do with marijuana pipes and I couldn't believe that high schools all around the country were just letting kids sing that song with terrible, fake Puerto Rican accents as if it was no big deal. Also, marijuana!

Up next in our celebration of American Things We (I) Love: American Flag Clothing...