, Posted on 8/20/2012 by
It's the second-to-last week of August and the beginning of the end of Summer. It's nearly time to return to books, backpacks, and boring lectures about the benefits of the Socialist party. What's that? You guys don't have mandatory lectures about Socialism? Oh, yeah…um...me, neither! LOL.
If you're returning to college, going back to school can be the funnest, bestest, most magical thing ever. If you're returning to high school….sorry, guys, that sucks. Try to graduate soon, okay?
But what if you're transitioning from high school to college?! Don't freak out, Haley Hoover, from Answerly, can help.
First things first: psych yourself up by watching her Pep Talk for College Freshman. OK, now that you're as excited as you should be, let's move on to some important information:
Recently, a study found that college binge drinkers are actually happier than non-bingers. That being said, Haley can help you uh….find your happiness with some Movie Drinking Games. Those should make you plenty happy. Don't over do it, though, because you will end up plenty dead. (Hayley can help you have fun without drinking, too!)
Unfortunately, all that drinking can lead to some unwanted weight gain. The freshman 15 is very real, people. It's a scary monster that sneaks up on you and you don't even notice it until your mom tries to tell you gently that you look a little "fuller" than when you left, and then you start sobbing, and your family has an intervention and….I'm sorry I'm rambling. The point is, Haley can help!