Our friend Fred Armisen has issued a challenge to the internet:

Be Serious for 30 Seconds.

Fred is asking people to make a 30 second video and follow strict rules:

Rule 1: It has to be serious.
Rule 2: It has to be 30 seconds or less
Rule 3: No more than 2 people in it
Rule 4: At least 1 5 second dramatic pause
Rule 5: At least 1 cutaway to an object
Rule 6: Do your best acting
Rule 7: It needs to have a door slamming

Are you going to make one? Do you even have a door? What if your best acting is still pretty bad? Will someone at My Damn Channel make one? Should we have said spoiler alert before we asked that? So many questions.