Dear backoffbucko,

We're so glad that you approve of the Women of Youtube Tour!  Also, we're proud of you for getting over your kidnapping problem, it's a big acheivement!  All those lonely nights playing drunken tennis must have been so hard.

Next time we're in the San Fransisco area we'll have to hit you up for the pool house and free coke machine.  Just promise not to tie us up in your game room. This isn't "50 Shades Of Grey" or anything. Not that we've actually READ that book.

(We actually read that book. *hanging head in shame*)