Birthdays happen all the time, you guys. For example, yesterday was Kristen Wiig's birthday... Friday is Dave Chappelle's birthday... it's like EVERYONE has one!

But how can I stand out from the crowd? Just saying "Happy Birthday" doesn't feel like enough! What else can I do?

Am I supposed to get gifts for all of these celebrities? I can't even afford to buy my real friends birthday presents! If only there were a way give a huge gift to everyone to let them know I care... something everyone loves. When a post on a Facebook wall just doesn't seem like enough I'm going to go with this.