It's Labor Day! That means we don't have to do work - which means I'm going to get drunk! Celebrating America or whatever!

"What other kind of fun things are there to do on Labor Day," you ask? I answer.

1. Grill some shit! Yum: burgers and hot dogs and vegetable stuff, too. 

2. Go outside! Play some frisbee in the park with your dog. Tell your girlfriends she is pretty over a picnic.

3. Drink a lot of alcohol. You deserve it for all that labor you put in this year and stuff. But on legal counsel I also advise you to drink responsibly and be of legal drinking age!

Just go enjoy your day. Get off your computer and go make a new friend! Have fun!