Oh man you guys, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her bikini body (oh boy) without the use of Photoshop and no one's eyes exploded. Is she nuts? Doesn't she realize that little girls all across the world look up to her and her fake cartoon body on the covers of these magazines? She's letting all these little girls think that it's okay to look the way God made you (how do I portray sarcasm on the internet?)!
It's okay though, I'm sure Donnie can help. He could add a cool tattoo to her body and that would probably fix everything. Tattoos fix everything Kim, didn't you know that? Tell Yeezy to get off his extremely motivated, hard working, talented ass to buy you're reality star self some new tats Kim. COME ON!
Tweet at me girl @MrChrisDonahue. Let's go swimming! (Wait... how long do you have to wait to go swimming after you get a tattoo?)