, Posted on 7/19/2012 by
Oh. Oh, dear. Oh, dear, Fred Willard.
You were arrested last night for what the internet is calling colloquially, "pulling a Pee-Wee."
And this morning on Twitter more people are talking about you than the Emmy nominations.
But, you know what, Fred Willard? It's okay.
Maybe you didn't want to get a virus on your computer by searching for, um, adult-oriented fare. Maybe you didn't want to get your couch dirty. Maybe you were already out running errands when, uh, the need to do uh, "something else" struck. And maybe you just like doing things the old-fashioned way, and who can fault a 78-year-old man for kicking it old school style?
We think you're going to come out of this one just fine. And I've got hand sanitizer on my desk for the next time you want to come into the office to say "hey."