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    Omnia Ab Uno

    Everyone who knows me knows that not only do I love Nicolas Cage as a human being (we party), I also think that he is one of the greatest actors of his generation and possibly of all-time.

    So when I saw this story that Nic had bought a pyramid in New Orleans in which to be buried when he dies, I had mixed feelings.  On the one hand, good for him.  I'm glad that Nic's eternal resting place is worthy of The Greatest Actor of Our Time, as this pyramid clearly is.  I mean, look at it.  It has a sign on it that reads "Omnia Ab Uno," which is latin for "Hurry up with my damn croissants" "Everything From One".  It's prefect.  But on the other hand, it's a reminder that one day my good friend and acting hero will be dead, even though I do have my doubts about that, considering if anyone can conquer death it's Nicolas Cage.

    Sigh.  It is a gorgeous pyramid, there's no doubt about that.  None at all.  Just please don't die any time soon, Nic.  Please don't.  I love you.  We all love you.  May this pyramid be filled with your glorious remains in the far, far, far, far future.  

    I love you.  Omnia Ab Uno, my sweet.  Omnia Ab Uno.

    P.S. - Check out this short video for some insight into how Nic picks projects. 


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