, Posted on 9/11/2012 by
So, you want to meet Mark Malkoff, huh? Well, you're in luck. Just follow these four easy steps and voilà! You've met Mark Malkoff.
Step 1. Create a Mark Malkoff hotline for people to call incase they have met him or know him.
Step 2. Create a web show that focuses around Mark Malkoff.
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Profit!!!
Oh, you're talking about Bill Murray? You've got me beat there...
Until tomorrow's comment,