So, you want to meet Mark Malkoff, huh?  Well, you're in luck.  Just follow these four easy steps and voilà!  You've met Mark Malkoff. 

Step 1.  Create a Mark Malkoff hotline for people to call incase they have met him or know him.

Step 2.  Create a web show that focuses around Mark Malkoff. 

Step 3.  ????

Step 4.  Profit!!! 

Oh, you're talking about Bill Murray?  You've got me beat there...

Until tomorrow's comment,
Brandon
@ReasonToWrite