Dear Chris in 1995,

All of your dreams are about to come true. 17 Years from today, you will get to hang out with Pete & Pete! Yes, THE Pete & Pete! Try not to wet your pants… oh wait, you already did. Dude, get mom!

You good, now? Ok, cool. Fresh pair of undies? Nice. Mom is the best, huh? Anyway, let me tell you something that will blow your mind! Everyone on the internet will be able to hang! Let me explain a few things to you... the Internet, Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook… you're going to understand this as much as I do now (i.e. not a whole lot), so try not to worry.

Something that did come out of Tumblr, though, is Kitty Pryde. She's a rapper. Yes, just like Coolio that time he was on Muppets Tonight! She's pretty neat!

You want some advice, huh? I can't give you any because circa 2012 you are perfect.

Sincerely,
Chris in 2012