I love you. Plain and simple.
Just like Mark Malkoff is making The Bill Murray Show until he has dinner with Bill Murray, I've decided to write blog posts to Mamrie Hart until she goes on a date with me.
So Mamrie, how about it? Let's Fifty Shades of Grey this shit! Come to My Damn Channel today (with or without a Sing-A-Gram) and let me serenade you in sweetness. I can play guitar songs for you. What's your favorite song? I will learn it and sing it at your beautiful face. Tweet at me Mamrie. This is happening!
So much love forever,