Parks and Rec returns to NBC tonight and I could not be more thrilled. So many things could happen. Will Tammy Two return this season? Burt Macklin? Janet Snakehole? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, not unlike the amount of bacon that Ron Swanson can eat!

Let's do three things today you guys! IN THIS ORDER!

1. Watch our Throwback Thursday video featuring Nick Offerman AND Megan Mullally!

2. Watch Retta on today's My Damn Channel LIVE!

3. Watch Parks and Recreation tonight!

Alright, break!