Today is Tuesday, and that means a lot of things: you got through the horror that is Monday; there's a new episode of Dance Moms; most importantly it means that it's TVgasm Tuesday again! So many things happened in the magical land of TV since last week that I got a little overloaded and had to spend a few hours in the fetal position eating Doritos and drinking room temperature water (and I mean that in, like, the least crazy way possible).

This week on TVgasm:

Bethennny Frankel, the scariest housewife from RHONY, got her own talk show. I'll just let that sink in for a second. TVgasm has some thoughts on Bethenny's show, and I know they'd love to share them with you. Plus, the article includes a video of the entire first episode so you can watch her get "real" (her words not mine), as many times as you want. 

Speaking of Housewives, Teresa Giudice was on The View to talk about her experience on RHONJ, and it was intense. Go read TVgasm's write up to get the scoop, and to learn about all the different ways to pronounce Teresa's last name (or she'll rip out your weave).

Finally, Bill Murray was on Letterman a couple days ago and…well I won't give it away, but his appearance confirms what I've been telling people for years: He and Tupac have SO MUCH in common.

Remember: Famous people love you as much as you love them, so keep spooning with your television no matter what society says.