Today is a double whammy. Not only is it TVgasm Tuesday, but it's also the day before Independence day! Tomorrow, we get a day off to celebrate our American-ness by drinking and blowing some shit up (uh..if that's, like, legal for you and stuff). And what could be a better addition to your pre-Independence day celebrations than some reality TV-- the most American of all the television genres?

This week:

So...it's a given that the Jersey Shore cast is kind of crusty... but did you know they actually have legal documentation of it? Click to find out why you should keep a 20 mile radius between you and the entire cast.

Ok, I know I've written about Oprah before, but she's doing another thing and EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT IT, and it's ABOUT OPRAH. Go read about it, and then DVR it, and then send it to me because I don't get OWN at my house.

Did you know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced?!?!?!??!?! You probably have, at this point, but TVgasm has the details that you probably didn't know (if you're like me and forgot they were still a thing in the first place.)

Remember: If you send enough invites to Oprah, she'll probably come to your 4th of July BBQ. So keep trying!