Oh my GOD it's so hot. At least, that's according to most people on my Facebook newsfeed. To be honest, I've been sitting in my air conditioned apartment, watching TV and pretending I live in a place that's cold and where everyone is blonde and good-looking. (I'm looking at you Sweden.) As a side effect of my new life as a hermit, I've been able to catch up on the  summer shows I've been too busy to see when YES-- sometimes I DO have other things to do besides just watching TV. But TVgasm has been right there with me in my air-conditioned TV cave, and it's a good thing, too!

This week:

The Real Housewives of Orange County is now casting for the new season, so if you're an "outgoing, exciting, strong, self-confident woman" (insane, dramatic, belligerent, egomaniacal, robot) I guess this is your shot. TVgasm has the full casting notice, which is comedy gold.

TVgasm is making a new animated show called "MorninTime with Fred and Quinnifer." The full show isn't up yet, and I'm not sure Quinnifer is a real name, but nonetheles, the promo is posted and it's really funny. Go watch! (drinking game idea: drink every time Fred's eyebrows move... wait... that much drinking might kill you.)

Alright, I love the Real Housewives as much as the next guy (well, more probably), but sometimes there are just way too many shows to catch up on before the next season starts. Thankfully TVgasm has a recap of the entire seventh season in just two short minutes!

Remember: If you know reality TV trivia, it still counts as book learnin' and don't let anyone tell you different.