Today is the last TVgasm Tuesday of July and I don't even know what to do with myself! Do I celebrate two full months of writing about only the best reality TV news? Or do I sob hysterically because summer is over, and in the fall/winter I won't have any time to watch my shows?! I guess what I'll end up doing is ignoring it until I have some sort of emotional break down. Luckily TVgasm will still be here to help me cope!

This week:

We already talked about how J.Lo is leaving Idol, but who could possibly take her place?! I'll give you a hint, it's another sassy singer that doesn't have a whole lot of other things going on in her life. Go read TVgasm to find out who!

Do you remember those ten terrible days when DirectTV was mad at Viacom or something? I don't know what happened but I know that I didn't get, like, sixteen of my channels. Anyway, now the dispute is over (thank God) and I can finally watch Nickelodeon again.

Anyone who knows me even a little bit knows that I love Paula Deen, but even I do not love her enough to pay her 17 million dollars a year (….probably). Go read TVgasm's list of top paid celeb chefs to see the ridiculous sums other chefs get paid.

Remember: If you have no marketable skills except a constant need for attention and a confrontational personality, but still need a source of income, don't rule out the possibility of being a reality star