, Posted on 8/7/2012 by
People keep telling me about some sort of Mars landing, and how the Olympics are so great (apparently there was some sort of Call Me Maybe lip dub video, I don't know), but I can't even be bothered with that stuff, because, guys, have you seen what's going on in the world of reality TV?! I don't have time for any scientific discoveries when Honey Boo Boo is coming out on TLC. We need to prepare people, this is not a drill.
TVgasm has the official scoop on the sixth season of the Jersey Shore, and the second season of the Snooki and JWoww show (which apparently is a thing). Really though, it's good that Snooki has this show to fall back on... you know, if her career as a chemical engineer falls through.
Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion, supposedly after a spiritual experience in Jamaica. TVgasm has some more info, but what I'm wondering is if Snoop will become Mountain Lion in a few months, and charge an extra 20 bucks for every show he does.
I wasn't kidding when i said that Honey Boo Boo is coming to TLC. The new trailer is out, TVgasm is all over it, and I could not be more excited/horrified about this show. On some level I just hope it's scripted so that I can know that there aren't humans who actually act like this.
TVgasm has another episode of Mornin' Time, starring a really, really gay chicken who will not be silenced. C'mon, Chick-Fil-A: just stop bullying this chicken, and let us eat him (her?). Whatever, let us eat this genderless chicken.
Remember: Just because TV watching isn't an Olympic event that doesn't mean you're not a winner.