I don't know if you guys heard the news, but Snooki "gave birth" to her son! I say "gave birth" in quotes because I'm pretty sure Snooki is actually an orange alien, so maybe she really gave birth, or maybe she just like cut off a finger or something, and this baby is actually going to grow up to be another Snooki (which is just what the world needs). Anyway, my Jersey Shore conspiracy theories aside, this week's TVgasm Tuesday is all about babies. Most reality stars are pretty much babies anyways, so let's see what we have.

This Week:

One person I hope never has a baby-- or even holds a baby-- is Ryan Lochte, who is demanding dump trucks of money to be the next Bachelor. As an added bonus, Lochte has the IQ of a baby and makes up nonsense words like "jeah." Essentially, he's a baby who can swim really fast.

Britney Spears is tired of being treated like a baby and appealed to end her conservatorship. TVgasm has the scoop on the whole ordeal, which I imagine ended in Britney needing a diaper change.

It's been announced that NBC's The Office is ending this season, which means that I will be crying like a baby. Read TVgasm's article to get the official statement, and the details about the new season, and try to pretend that this isn't the saddest thing that's happened in the past six months 

Remember: If you stay a baby for long enough you'll probably get some kind of TV show, so wear those diapers proudly! (I know I am!)