THE EMMYS HAPPENED...in case you didn't know. Except I'm sure you did because all your friends were tweeting about how Kristin Wiig looks a little weird, and Tracy Morgan passed out on stage. I, unfortunately, had to watch the Emmys vicariously through my friends twitter accounts because I didn't have access to a TV, because MAYBE my roommate broke it, and MAYBE now it won't turn on, and MAYBE we're in a fight now. GOD, stop grilling me, internet! I got 99 problems, and they all relate to my broken TV. The point is, you can catch up on Emmy knowledge here, and here, and then there's also some fun stuff here. Let's get back on top of our TV news together with TVgasm!

This Week:

The Ladies of The Real Housewives of New York are still riding the struggle bus. The Countess is trying to have a baby despite her dusty lady business (I assume she's using witchcraft), and all the other ones think they're the Carrie Bradshaw of the group. Read the new Dear TVgasm to see if these ladies can ever be set straight. (Hint: most likely no)

Do you remember Farrah Abraham from MTV's Teen Mom? If you're not familiar she is a teen who is also a mom. She's a teen mom. Anyway, she wrote a book, and TVgasm got an interview with her! I hope they just talk about where babies come from. Can someone explain that to me?

A while ago I wrote about Bethenny Frankel's new talkshow and how "real" it was, do you guys remember? I'm going to assume you memorize every TVgasm post by heart. Apparently it is now picked up for syndication of Fox networks as of 2013. I don't know what to feel, really. I guess mostly just hurt. Why would you do this to me Fox networks? Go read TVgasm for the whole story.

Remember: The more people pay to hear Bethenny Frankel talk, the closer we are to the apocalypse so start letting go of your earthly possessions, because it's happening any day now.