Twitter... come ON!

How am I supposed to send drunk tweets if you crash?! I'm definitely not about to drunkenly update my Facebook status-- that'd just be silly!

Ugh, you're embarrassing yourself, Twitter. Thank god I still have a way to learn about news and stuff when you-- my main source of news-- crashes!!!

AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!

If this post doesn't get me to triple digit Twitter followers, I'm gonna flip. @MrChrisDonahue