, Posted on 9/5/2012 by
Today marks my favorite national (fake) holiday! NATIONAL CHEESE PIZZA DAY! If you want a slice of free pizza then all you have to do is follow these simple steps.
1. Walk to your nearest/most favorite pizzeria.
2. Approach the counter with a big ole' smile.
3. Beg, cry, and plead until they give you a free slice.*
It's that simple. The only other thing left to do is shut up and eat the pizza!
*Note: This may not actually work.