OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT TO WRITE THIS BLOG POST YOU GUYS!!!
1. Sometimes when I do stand-up (follow me on twitter) I talk to my ex-girlfriend's 14-year-old niece for material. This Facebook chat on the left is an example of me asking her for dating advice yesterday!!!
2. Sherman Hemsley moved on up to heaven which is real sad.
3. Did you guys know that I AM A WRITER? See? I'm writing this now.
4. Patton Oswalt gave an amazing keynote address at Montreal's Just for Laughs 2012.
5. Oh yeah, and the Olympics or whatever.
I promise not to mention Breaking Bad until after the season is over. Also, follow me on twitter @MrChrisDonahue