The Night Feed
, Posted on 7/21/2014 by
When I was a young child, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were my favorite thing in the entire world. Everything about it, I loved. The show, the toys, the movies. It was just so perfectly the thing for a young DannyMoney.
And then we got these kids, who I am irrationally mad at for not knowing about a show that was already off the air before they were even a glint in their father's eyes. There is no way they should know anything about this animated show from the nineties, yet, I fault them. I fault them for it!
I am really becoming a bitter old man, aren't I? How come these kids don't know about I Love Lucy! When was the last time they fired up the Victrola? Have they ever even read a Horation Alger story? The answer is no, and oh, how I fault them!