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What are you doing tonight at around, oh say, Midnight?

You're watching the premiere of Newsreaders on Adult Swim? Correct.

Why wouldn't you watch it? It's got everything: action, adventure, romance, Dan Rather... the news! Our pal David Wain is an Executive Producer of the show and it's a spinoff of his show Childrens Hospital, and it stars Mather Zickel, whom My Damn Channel fans know from our show Horrible People, so obviously it's going to be super funny, I mean OBVIOUSLY.

You can catch the show tonight on Adult Swim at Midnight, like I said before if you weren't actually paying attention, or you can watch it now on the YouTube.

Do it! Tweet me what you think. @MrChrisDonahue

I'm not sure if you guys realize but tomorrow is the season finale of Huffin' It. I know, I know, hold in your tears. Okay, fine, let a few out. Are you done yet? If you'd just stop crying and let me finish, I could tell you that it's all going to be okay. More episodes of Huffin' It are on the way (at some point) but for now you can still enjoy Henry Zebrowski.

That's right! Tonight on Adult Swim a new show premieres, a new show that Henry stars in. See guys, all that crying was for nothing. You can still get the Henry fix that you need when you watch Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell tonight at midnight. I know I'll be watching. How could I not? It has everything I love! Henry! Laughter! Hell! It's all there!

Watch Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell tonight at midnight on Adult Swim and then tweet me how much you can't stop laughing @MrChrisDonahue

I like coffee. Who doesn't like coffee? If you don't like coffee, I think that there is something wrong with you.

I try not to drink too much coffee because when I do, things like this happen, things where I type too fast and my thoughts end up making no sense. Right now I am drinking my second iced coffee of the day. That's too many iced coffees for this kid but you know what? I'm going for it. Why? Because I woke up at 7am, two hours before I even have to wake up, and couldn't fall back asleep.

This is something that has been happening to me a lot lately, waking up when I don't need to. Is it part of becoming an "adult?" I use adult in quotes because I am far from an adult. I am but a boy, trapped inside an aging body that is apparently going to become an adult.

Anyway, Shannon likes coffee too because she's smart, like me. Drink coffee, watch Coffey Chat.

Tweet me @MrChrisDonahue. I love you. Bye

Did you hear about the Connecticut parents who let their 5-year-old daughter swim with sharks on their vacation in the Bahamas?

Naturally, mom blogs and morning shows are beside themselves with joy as this incident has caused a larger debate on the pros and cons of the parenting philosphy equivalent of "YOLO."

But it seems to us this is a case of real life imitating web video art, since Steve Rannazzisi's character in Daddy Knows Best believed that letting his kid swim with sharks would guarantee viral video success.

The Daddy Knows Best video premiered in April, and the Connecticut YOLO family uploaded their video to YouTube in June. Hmm...coincidence? Seems the only difference between real life and fiction is that the fictional father at least thought to put his kid in a cage. Surely a cage would have made all the difference in the world, right?

Are you in the comments, YOLO family? Are you watching? Let us know! And tell us if you'd like to recreate any other Daddy Knows Best videos! Or at least, give us the exclusive on the footage you shoot of your kid visiting a strip club, okay?

It's TVgasm Tuesday once again, and my pledge to you is to make it through this without making a single presidential election joke. It's been a great week for music: Kid Rock released a new song, Rihanna is releasing a ridiculously expensive new album, and Briney Spears is in talks to write her very own autobiography? Oh did I saw great? I meant horribly, horribly, awful. Is Kid Rock even still a thing? I thought he magically disappeared in 2005 along with the terrible dial-up internet tone. Maybe TVgasm can help redeem this week for the world

This Week:

Sharon Osbourne is officially off of America's Got Talent, and the producers are trying to find someone to fill her judges chair. I'm pretty sure it'll have to be someone tiny because I have this theory that Sharon Osbourne is secretly a teeny tiny pixie that's made to look human sized with camera tricks. It's not that crazy, have you heard her voice?! Click to read the full story!

The Jersey Shore crew will be holding a hurricane Sandy fundraiser, and TVgasm has the full story. I guess the whole thing's going to be improvisation because I don't think the Jersey Shore cast can actually read off a teleprompter.

Life is hard on the Boardwalk, and TVgasm knows that. There are so many difficult questions like: Why don't people respond well when I set things on fire? Why Do I live on a boardwalk? Should I ask questions in threes? Read this weeks Dear TVgasm, addressed to the characters of Boardwalk Empire to get some honest answers.

Remember: If Kid Rock made it through the 2000's, you can make it through your day

Thanks, Mom!

Just kidding, you guys. That's not my mom... at least... I don't think it's my mom.

Don't know what mland003 is talking about? Better watch this, then.

Has your dad ever taken you to a strip club? Tell us in the comments-- unless you really ARE my mom.