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It's FRIDAY. Who's excited? YOU are excited. Do you know why you're excited? Do not fear, I will tell you all of the reasons...

Reason number 1: This Sunday, February 17th, we all get to watch the Streamy Awards LIVE at 3pm PT/6pm ET! Which I am SURE you know about, considering you voted for Daily Grace. Watch them at Streamys.org!

Reason number 2: THE CRESTY AWARDS...The Cresty Awards? YES! The Cresty Awards. [ed. note: That's not really a thing. That's just what we're calling them.] Go onto ryanseacrest.com NOW and VOTE! You have TWO days, I repeat, TWO last days to vote for Daily Grace as your favorite YouTube Personality.

Reason number 3: It's Friday. Duh.

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I don't know if you guys heard the news, but Snooki "gave birth" to her son! I say "gave birth" in quotes because I'm pretty sure Snooki is actually an orange alien, so maybe she really gave birth, or maybe she just like cut off a finger or something, and this baby is actually going to grow up to be another Snooki (which is just what the world needs). Anyway, my Jersey Shore conspiracy theories aside, this week's TVgasm Tuesday is all about babies. Most reality stars are pretty much babies anyways, so let's see what we have.

This Week:

One person I hope never has a baby-- or even holds a baby-- is Ryan Lochte, who is demanding dump trucks of money to be the next Bachelor. As an added bonus, Lochte has the IQ of a baby and makes up nonsense words like "jeah." Essentially, he's a baby who can swim really fast.

Britney Spears is tired of being treated like a baby and appealed to end her conservatorship. TVgasm has the scoop on the whole ordeal, which I imagine ended in Britney needing a diaper change.

It's been announced that NBC's The Office is ending this season, which means that I will be crying like a baby. Read TVgasm's article to get the official statement, and the details about the new season, and try to pretend that this isn't the saddest thing that's happened in the past six months 

Remember: If you stay a baby for long enough you'll probably get some kind of TV show, so wear those diapers proudly! (I know I am!)

Seriously.

Which begs the question: do we all have to tag Jesus in every photo we have, since He is with us always?

I think we can all expect a LOT of updates on Sunday.

I lost my Oscar.

I don't know where it is! I'm so embarrassed I don't know what to say.  I mean, here I am winning an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, and then the next thing I know Clooney's giving me my eighth shot of anisette and my mother's calling Jenny because Vi shit the bed again or something and bingo-bango my Oscar is missing and the Los Angeles police doesn't seem to give a damn.  

When I realized it was gone last night I cried a little bit, though I don't really remember it.  I do remember that f***ing little princess Anne Hathaway yelling in my face about how she was picked most likely to succeed in high school and how it is totally coming true, and also how Devito was cracking me up talking about his penis but I can't - remember - where - my - Oscar - is.  This sucks.  I earned that Oscar!  It's mine!

Oh well, maybe the Academy will get me another one.  I still have the one I won for writing with Matt, but this one is cooler - I mean, would you rather win an Oscar with Matt Damon or George Clooney?   Kind of a no brainer, though Matt's cool, don't get me wrong, but he only has a single Oscar and I have two - well, I've won two but like I said, I lost the one last night.  

That doesn't change the fact that I didn't win it, though!  And that's enough.  Jenny says that's enough.  And I think it is, I just wouldn't mind having the Oscar, the actual thing, but whatever.  I had a fun night.  Maybe it'll turn up.  Regardless, I am truly blessed.  I have to call and thank everyone for making last night so special and maybe throw a brick through Anne Hathaway's window because she sucks.

Bye bye, diary!

Sincerely, with love,

Two-time Academy Award Winner,

Benjamin Affleck

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It's TVgasm Tuesday once again, and as a welcome gift to April, I have possibly the most news I've ever had in one post. Let's get down to business right away. I'm hearing a lot about a Finding Nemo sequel called Finding Dory. I don't know that many details, but I'm assuming the movie will be about finding someone. Possibly Dory. Stay tuned for more details. Game of Thrones premiered last night, so we all got to learn who among our friends are the undercover nerds.

Also, The Walking Dead had its season finale, which you should read about. Also did you know Taylor Swift is scheduled to guest star on New Girl in a few weeks? Listen, maybe she'll be great, and if she is you have my full permission to tell me I am a terrible person, but my prediction is it'll be rough, and she'll play some kind of deluded crazy-pants ex-girlfriend (….so like herself), and everyone will politely clap until she's done. Bravo renewed a bunch of Real Housewife series, proving once and for all that these women will never die and these shows will run forever. Let's see what TVgasm has...

This Week:

For a few weeks now there have been rumors floating around about Jimmy Fallon taking over Jay Leno's late night spot, and finally the two made a video together addressing the rumors (in the best way possible obviously). I mean, I'm a big fan of Jimmy Fallon because of this moment, but we'll see what happens.

Americas Most Wanted has been on for…my entire life I'm pretty sure, so when I heard it was canceled I was a little relieved to be honest. I mean it was on the Lifetime Network, the place where TV shows go to die, and are reborn into TV movie gems like Cyberbully, starring Emily Osment. 

FX is starting a new network called FXX (which I thought was supposed to be like FX for women, like some kind of chromosome joke, but apparently not), and a bunch of shows are moving exclusively over to that network! Click to find out which ones!

Remember: If you want to live forever, follow the Real Housewives diet of hard alcohol, Diet Coke, and meanness.

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