Hey Dummies! As you may or may not know (but definitely SHOULD know), 30 Rock's series finale airs tonight on NBC. That's SERIES FINALE, not SEASON FINALE. That's right, nerds, 30 Rock is ending forever and instead of mourning the loss, let's celebrate its seven sassy, sarcastic seasons with a couple things that 30 Rock has taught me:
1. Don't f**k with Mickey Rourke. Don't do it.
2. Know your own worth!
3. Don't fly in planes, because you will either almost die, or mistake a teenager for Oprah.
4. Don't listen to your critics, just keep making things!
5. A name is an automatic first impression, so don't screw over your unborn child for its entire life.
I think Liz Lemon said it best when she said: "I pretty much do what Oprah tells me to do."
Thanks for seven years of making me Liz my pants, 30 Rock.
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