Twitter... come ON!
How am I supposed to send drunk tweets if you crash?! I'm definitely not about to drunkenly update my Facebook status-- that'd just be silly!
Ugh, you're embarrassing yourself, Twitter. Thank god I still have a way to learn about news and stuff when you-- my main source of news-- crashes!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!
If this post doesn't get me to triple digit Twitter followers, I'm gonna flip. @MrChrisDonahue
