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Yesterday was the first official day of summer, and it was hot. It was "Do The Right Thing" hot. It was ice cream shortage hot. It was "Mark Malkoff's actually giving ice cream away in Washington Square Park so let's go" hot.

Our interns went to support Mark who was giving away Nestle Drumsticks as part of their "Raise A Cone" campaign.

You can see more pictures of the day on our Tumblr, but you can see Mark Malkoff today on My Damn Channel LIVE at 4pm ET! We've got some movies queued up for him to watch! I'm sure he'll be super into that!

OKAY EVERYONE QUICK! GUESS WHO MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE? 

If you said the Workaholics dudes, Anders Holm, Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and also Beth Hoyt, then you are 1,000 percent correct and will be receiving a prize from my brain to your brain via the International E.S.P. Network Of Love! (Tweet me when you receive this transmission to let me know that the I.E.S.P.N.O.L. is working properly.)  My brain nearly exploded when I saw all four of them together in this video:

Seriously though, I am seriously into the show Workaholics.  I don't know those dudes personally, but I feel proud of them: they seem like some of the dudes I hang out with and it's awesome to see that kind of dude out in the world of comedy making bank and taking names with their own personal brand of silliness.  YEAH!  THEY DO THINGS IN THE SHOW I LIKE TO DO IN REAL LIFE!  PARTY!  GET WEIRD!  As you can see, I'm amped.

And Beth.  Oh sweet, sweet Beth.  I love ya, but I am uber jealous that you got to hang with these fellas.  If you could, please send me a lock of Blake's hair.  Thanks in advance.

Moral of the story: AWESOME COMBO OF BETH AND WORKAHOLICS.  

That is all.

@DannyMoney

1. Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly had a debate! It was $5 and you could watch it live on the internet. But so many people tried to watch it that their servers were overwhelmed, causing unpleasant viewing experiences for many. Oh, internet. It's nice to know you can still be a bitch when you want to.

2. Taken 2 obliterated all other competition at the box office this weekend. Did you see the parody that our Product Displacement friends Captain Hippo made? You should. It's pretty amazing.

3. Amber Tamblyn and David Cross got married! Huzzah! Congrats you two crazy kids. Er. Well. One of you might still be called a kid. Just one.

4. Jerry Sandusky is going to prison tomorrow, which, strangely, has inspired a number of articles about "What Jerry Sandusky Can Expect In Jail." Basically, everyone just wants to know is he going to be beat to within an inch of his life by other inmates who hate pedophiles more than any other criminal? Short answer: "Yes."

5. Mythbusters settled the biggest debate of our time: Did Jack really have to die in the movie Titanic? Now your 13-year-old self can know the definitive answer.

The Olympics are over, and Fall TV shows haven't started yet, so I'm assuming the only thing you're living for is TVgasm Tuesday. Well, stop crying, and get ready to have your pants blown off by all this entertainment news:

Miley Cyrus apparently cut her own hair while angry and blindfolded. Taylor Swift released a new song which (shocker) is about a past relationship, and is called something like "I'm gonna hate you forever because you're a douche canoe." Also, Robert Pattinson is still a sad panda. Are your pants blown off? good. Hold onto your eyeballs because here comes some  TVgasm.

This Week:

It's another episode of Mornin' Time! This week Fred and Quinnifer address presidential attack ads, and It. Gets. Real. Real. Quick. Go watch!

You know those women on The Price is Right who show off the prizes and don't ever blink? Well, now you can be one, even if you're a dude! Read TVgasm to find out how (and then apply because, honestly, this is a dream job).

Real Housewives have some real problems to deal with! Like "where do you store nine leopard print painted Mercedes?" And "how do you remove the scent of shame from silk?" Like a (not at all) friendly aunt or uncle, TVgasm has some advice for these ladies in this week's Dear TVgasm.

Remember: If you ever need to get the scent of shame out of silk, just use seltzer water/your own tears.