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  • Murderfist

    Murderfist: Ten Years

    Ten years is a long time for anything to last. A band, a television show, a marriage!!! But our friends in Murderfist have done it! Ten wonderful years together, which may explain the reason that they're one of the best sketch groups running around NYC.

    What are you doing Thursday night? Well then travel your lil' butt down to Little Field in Brooklyn to see all of the craziness going on at Murderfist's Tenth Anniversary Show. I'll be there. Hanging out and enjoying the complete chaos that will be going on.

    Get your tickets now because this is going to be one heck of a poop show! Tweet at me and maybe if we're lucky we can like touch Henry's butt or something! @MrChrisDonahue

    Photo Credit to the ever so special Mindy Tucker!

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  • The Night Feed

    Thanksgiving

    It's Thanksgiving, so it’s only right I share this list of the things I am thankful for this year. 

    1)    Air – We all breathe it.  We need it to live.  I’ll come out and just say it: I love air!  It’s my favorite thing to breathe – I mean, other than nitrous, obviously.  Phish rules!

    2)    The Written Word – I have been reading a ton lately!  It’s so much fun.  I was on the subway reading a book and the commute went by like THAT.  Dudes, check out some written words on pages.  Really fun to read things that are written.

    3)    Space: The Final Frontier – I love the idea of the never ending void of Space, The Final Frontier.  Like, lol, what’s out there?  It inspires me to keep searching, both within myself and without.  Space…so gnarly, so big, so vast.  Haha, like, WHAT’S HAPPENING OUT THERE!?

    4)    Peace – We need it.  All you need is love.  I am the walrus.  Goo goo ga joob.  Yesterday.  Help I need somebody.  Hey Jude.  I heard the news today oh boy I can’t get no satisfaction.  The 60s and peace – what an era!  What an inspiration.  I am thankful for peace in this world but we need more of it.  We need to BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE!

    5)    Jesus – Duh.

    6)    God – obvz.

    7)    My mom and dad – Cool folks who raised me right.  Mom, Dad: I am thankful for thee.

    8)    The Star Spangled Banner + peyote – such a sweet combo, I can’t get enough.  Really thankful for this buzz.

    9)    My Hands – Let me ask you a question: Could I be writing this post without them?  The answer is no, so – BOOM! – automatic need to be thankful for them hands of mine, no?

    10)  Cash.  Money, bro.  Straight up need it to live.  Money for days and twice on Sunday.  I love money.  Thank you for money.  

    Well, there you go!  That’s what I am thankful for this year!  Now cute up the Spangled Banner song, son!

    Happy Thanksgiving!


    Follow me, YOU GOT TO! @DannyMoney

     

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  • TVGasm

    TVGASM TUESDAY

    It's another TVgasm Tuesday, and if you somehow don't know, the SAG awards happened. Check out the red carpet highlights here, and definitely make sure you watch the best acceptance speech of the night by (shocker) Tina Fey. I laughed. I cried. It was only a minute long, but it was an emotional roller coaster. 30 Rock airs its series finale this Thursday, so this was just a little taste of wha'ts to come. Don't be surprised if I'm an emotional wreck next Tuesday. It was formally announced that J.J. Abrams will be directing the new Star Wars movie, and the internet is PISSED. The "Jar Jar Abrams" jokes have already started, and I think it's safe to say that we're in for some pretty lewd gifs in the weeks to come. In unsurprising news, Frank Ocean wants to bring charges against Chris Brown after the "alleged" incident, officially making Chris Brown a [REDACTED] in the eyes of the public. Let's see what TVgasm has for us


    This Week:


    If you liked Tina Fey's Bossypants, get excited, because Amy Poehler has reportedly signed a book contract, herself. Now, I don't want to hyperbolize how excited I am, but I will be using this book as my new Bible when it's finally published. Click to read all the deets at TVgasm!


    Well, if writing TVgasm has taught me anything, it's that for every piece of great work that is set to be created, there is an equally terrible thing that has been greenlit. It's Newton's third law of whatever or something. So when I heard about this terrible new talk show, I can't say I was surprised just deeply deeply disappointed. 


    Have you been watching Top Chef? If you HAVE been watching, you probably know that there are a few people who could use some well-intentioned advice, or even some advice that is NOT well-intentioned. TVgasm is here to offer some (possibly not so) well-intentioned advice.


    Remember: There's no shame in weeping openly at your own television.

    Tell me what those crazy Real Housewives are up to at @Sam_The_Stone


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  • Slacktory

    That Guy Who Won The Lottery And Wants To Share It With You

    You shared it, didn't you? You liked it, you commented, you posted it on your own wall. And your friends did it. And your mom did it. Everyone saw the picture of the guy on Facebook holding up the winning numbers to the Mega Millions jackpot where he said he'll split the money with everyone who shares the photo!

    Super generous, of him, right? What an awesome dude! Not at all a scam with a photoshopped ticket that you and your mom and your best friend are all falling for, right?

    Slacktory found him and asked him, "How, kind sir, can you be so magnanimous?"

    We hope they also asked him how posting the color of one's bra as a status update helps to cure kids with cancer. Or how about asking him if the best way to stay socially relevant is giving your friends ultimatums to say publicly that you don't want to be defriended to "see who's really reading my facebook page!" This guy obviously has one of the keenest minds of the social media age.

    And a really awesome copy of Photoshop.


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  • TVGasm

    TVGASM TUESDAY

    Stop everything, internet, we have some breaking news! Well, not breaking like happening right now, I guess… but it's like super important stuff. Get ready for some entertainment news that will literally* make your face explode. Did you hear The Biebs totes vommed on stage? Gross (although I won't pretend I haven't watched the video several times, no judgement). Also, Adele is releasing a new song for the newest Bond movie "Skyfall". I assume it will be mostly her screaming, but I'm excited anyways. Probably the most outrageous story is that Robert Pattinson was named world's sexiest man again, even though I KEEP on sending in my headshots. THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED. Ok let's write our complaint letters, and see what TVgasm has for us.


    *figuratively 


    This Week:


    We've all heard about TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"; how terrible it is, how it's everything wrong with society, how we're secretly envious of how confidently Alana wears those tank tops. During the new season, though, the Honey Boo Boo clan will be getting a major pay raise. Click to read TVgasm's full story. Will Mama still be coupon queen with all this extra money?! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!


    How much do you love Sesame Street? If you are human with a functioning heart, the answer is probably A WHOLE LOT. Remember that time they spoofed Glee? Well this one is like that one but better! Go watch!


    It appears someone has messed with Caroline Manzo's Fambuhly. They have messed with her Fambuhly, and they are GAHBAGE! Clearly Mama Manzo needs some help, and TVgasm is here with some support in the most recent Dear TVgasm!


    Remember: If you weren't named world's sexiest man, it's probably because you were nominated for universe's sexiest man…..right? RIGHT?!

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  • Wainy Days

    Buy "Wanderlust" on Blu-Ray and DVD today!

    David Wain's movie Wanderlust is available on Blu-Ray and DVD today.

    You should buy it because

    1) It's hilarious.

    2) Paul Rudd is in it and we all know how you feel about Paul Rudd.

    3) It's where Jennifer Aniston met Justin Theroux and now they're all loved up so if you watch it, it's kind of like you introduced them.

    4) One of the extras is a special episode of Wainy Days, which you can preview here.

    5) David would like you to buy it.

    6) Once, David couldn't go to The Little Rock Film Festival so I got to go, and it was a crazy good time (Little Rock! Yes! So many amazing people, talented and creative filmmakers, even a riverboat cruise! Who knew?!) so I'm kind of in his debt and you can help me repay it by buying this movie.

    7) I just gave you way too much information.

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