, Posted on 3/4/2013 by
It's TVgasm Tuesday once again, and there has been some intense TV news this week, so get ready to be punched right in the nostalgia bone. If you were alive in the early 2000's (and very busy being a chubby middle schooler like this cool guy) you are going to straight up barf when you hear that Whose Line is it Anyway? is returning to television. If you're not already barfing, you will when you see pictures from the set of Anchorman 2 (also did you know Kristin Wiig is in this one? Because I did not, and that is a big deal).
In other news Fox has renewed a few shows which is… well, exciting isn't the right word, but, I mean, I guess I'll probably watch them, I don't know. Game of Thrones has released new promotion posters for their new season, so call your older brother's nerdy friend, tell him the great news and listen as he mouth-breathes frantically in excitement. Downton Abbey has also released new "official" photos for season four, so call your mom's fortysomething friend, tell her the great news, and listen as she struggles to write a poorly worded Facebook status about it.
This week on TVgasm:
Heidi Klum is back on top! Or at least, she's being paid a lot of money for very little work-- which is what I consider to be "the top!" Click to find out which show hired her!
The CW's 90210 is finally getting cancelled after five seasons of no one being interested in it. Listen, The CW, I'm all about revamps, but next time, let's try for some quality shows like…oh, I don't know...really ANYthing that won't revolve around nameless hot blonde teenagers storming out of rooms.
It's been a while since I've read or written anything about Honey Boo Boo, so I was really excited to read TVgasm's post about her girl scout cookies campaign. I think the next questions are: Will she be running with Hillary in 2016? Or will she start her own campaign? And what does she think about the current geopolitical climate?!
Remember: Don't judge someone for mouth-breathing. Actually don't do anything with someone who mouth-breathes.
Tweet me about TV if you're not a mouth-breather at Sam_The_Stone.