, Posted on 9/18/2012 by
Now that it's the middle of August, I think we all finally have to stop pretending it's summer still. Yes school has started, yes it's getting colder out, yes Weeds is ending forever soon, BUT you can stop sobbing because Fall means good things too! First and foremost it means like 70% less crocs (for some reason crocs are like a summer shoe? I have no idea), but more importantly it means NEW FALL SHOWS!!! Sorry for yelling. This is a little bit much for me. I'm going to go sit quietly for a few minutes and then TVgasm and I will hook you up.
On some level you've got to hand it to Amanda Bynes, you know? She is like really determined to smoke weed and then go do stupid and illegal things in public. Go check out TVgasm for the whole ridiculous story. I assume this will end in Amanda and Lindsey having a cage-match for the title of craziest child star.
One of the new Fall TV shows I've been watching (because it's like the first one out) is The New Normal. Have you guys seen this? It's another Ryan Murphy show, so….make of that what you will. Anyways, what I'm most concerned about is that NeNe Leakes from RHOA is "acting" on it. I say acting in quotes, because it's more akin to reading out loud, but I'll let you read TVgasm's thorough investigation and decide for yourself.
The Real Housewives of New York have gone off to some absurdly expensive tropical island for a bunch of episodes, and I don't even know what to say about it. Thankfully, I have another Watch What Crappens to say all the words I can't. Click to listen!
Remember: I'm not saying Amanda Bynes and Lindsey Lohan are the same person, but they both kind of look like robots, and has anyone ever seen them smoking the same joint? Think about it. Get back to me.