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There are certain people who are put on this planet for special reasons.  People who were born to make the world a better place.  One of these people is Henry Zebrowski, and today is his birthday.  The day the world was given the gift of the man who has made us laugh in countless Murderfist videos, in the huff-tastic web series "Huffin' It," and in his new show, "Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell".  

So let us give thanks, and cry, "Happy Birthday, Henry!  Hail Henry!  Henry for Comptroller!  Henry for Maxim's Sexiest Bod '07!"  Seriously, the dude makes me laugh, and I hope he has a good time on his very special day.

Aside from having an abnormally difficult name to spell, Macaulay Culkin is best known for his role of Kevin McCallister in the John Hughes classic Home Alone. Child actors often fall off the map after they grow up, so I decided to investigate and see what Mr. Culkin has been up to since then.

Shortly after his breakout success he reprised his role as the precocious trouble maker in the underrated masterpiece Home Alone 2. He acted in a couple of other reasonably successful movies in the 90's including Richie Rich, My Girl and The Good Son but then suddenly stopped, essentially retiring from acting at age 14.

But he wasn't done stirring up headlines. In 1998 he shocked the world when he married actress Rachel Miner, both just the tender age of 18. Their love predictably didn't last and they seperated in 2000. After that he entered a five year old courtship with actress Mila Kunis which unfortunately also fizzled out.

He ran into some legal trouble in 2004 when he was put under arrest in Oklahoma City after being found in possesion of marijuana, Alprazolam and Clonazepam. He was let off with a slap on the wrist and a fine. Ever since then he has been dodging rumors of drug abuse from the media, which wasn't helped when he was seen getting sick against the wall of the Chateau Marmont.

But he was spotted out and about in New York City in August looking trim and healthy and decidedly NOT barfing on a wall, so maybe he's back on the right track. A a lifelong Culk-amaniac I sure hope so.

-Dean
@Petersoncinema

Now that it's the middle of August, I think we all finally have to stop pretending it's summer still. Yes school has started, yes it's getting colder out, yes Weeds is ending forever soon, BUT you can stop sobbing because Fall means good things too! First and foremost it means like 70% less crocs (for some reason crocs are like a summer shoe? I have no idea), but more importantly it means NEW FALL SHOWS!!! Sorry for yelling. This is a little bit much for me. I'm going to go sit quietly for a few minutes and then TVgasm and I will hook you up.

This Week:

On some level you've got to hand it to Amanda Bynes, you know? She is like really determined to smoke weed and then go do stupid and illegal things in public. Go check out TVgasm for the whole ridiculous story. I assume this will end in Amanda and Lindsey having a cage-match for the title of craziest child star.

One of the new Fall TV shows I've been watching (because it's like the first one out) is The New Normal. Have you guys seen this? It's another Ryan Murphy show, so….make of that what you will. Anyways, what I'm most concerned about is that NeNe Leakes from RHOA is "acting" on it. I say acting in quotes, because it's more akin to reading out loud, but I'll let you read TVgasm's thorough investigation and decide for yourself.

The Real Housewives of New York have gone off to some absurdly expensive tropical island for a bunch of episodes, and I don't even know what to say about it. Thankfully, I have another Watch What Crappens to say all the words I can't. Click to listen!

Remember: I'm not saying Amanda Bynes and Lindsey Lohan are the same person, but they both kind of look like robots, and has anyone ever seen them smoking the same joint? Think about it. Get back to me.