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Today marks my favorite national (fake) holiday! NATIONAL CHEESE PIZZA DAY! If you want a slice of free pizza then all you have to do is follow these simple steps.

1. Walk to your nearest/most favorite pizzeria.

2. Approach the counter with a big ole' smile.

3. Beg, cry, and plead until they give you a free slice.*

It's that simple. The only other thing left to do is shut up and eat the pizza!

*Note: This may not actually work.

It's time for your NUMBER ONE FAN FAVORITE. Thanks for helping us count down the Top 5 Daily Grace Fan Favorites, as selected by YOU, while Grace was on vacation, even though you still follow her on Instagram and know it wasn't a TOTAL vacation, just a part-time vacation.

Daily Grace Fan Favorite Number 1:
"Tampons"
Original Premiere Date: Friday, December 9, 2011

Highlights:
- "Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower to an angry hippopotamus."

- "Your yoyo spews out Skittles, and you have to catch the Skittles using a tampie."

- "And that's why being a girl is a constant struggle."

Why Is It One Of Your Favorites?
"Tampons" was FAR AND AWAY your most favorite episode: Tampons. Tampies. The one with the feminine products. How To Use Tampons. You called it many names, but I knew what you meant. So why did so many of you love this episode so much?

Look, I happen to be a lady and I think it's this: Being a girl is a constant struggle mostly because we're never allowed to talk about how much of a struggle it is. And thank god for someone like Grace who talks about these things. Even pretty, funny, witty Grace struggles and that's, like, kind of comforting, you know?

So thanks, Grace, for making "Tampons." Sometimes we just have to face the awkward stuff to get over it.

But I AM a little pissed that you've ruined Skittles for me forever.

Are you aware that today's (fake) national holiday is Be An Angel Day? Well, it is! So be an angel (like Henry and Mike), and treat people with the respect and compassion they need.

For example:

How's life guys? Pretty lame, huh? You know what? It's never going to get any better. It's always going to be a roller coaster of good AND bad times, so deal with it. You know what you can do to make it better for yourself and everyone around you? BE AN ANGEL!!! 

Life Tip from Chris Donahue: Be An Angel Every Day!

Are the Olympics over yet? I'm bored!

1. Anthony Jeselnik did an interview with Splitsider, which is a great read.

2. Celeste and Jesse Forever is playing in New York City now and I couldn't be more excited. I love me some Rashida Jones!

3. Matt Romney and Rob Paul are still hitting the campaign trail hard. Expect an interview with the candidates from me this week!

4. Our friends Captain Hippo, who make our amazing show Product Displacement, made a new video (not for us) that you will have all your attention… Taken.

5. And I would say now is about the time to try and get Dave Chappelle on My Damn Channel LIVE. Make it happen.

Enjoy your week and don't ever forget that love is real (Mamrie...?). Tweet me @MrChrisDonahue

1. Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly had a debate! It was $5 and you could watch it live on the internet. But so many people tried to watch it that their servers were overwhelmed, causing unpleasant viewing experiences for many. Oh, internet. It's nice to know you can still be a bitch when you want to.

2. Taken 2 obliterated all other competition at the box office this weekend. Did you see the parody that our Product Displacement friends Captain Hippo made? You should. It's pretty amazing.

3. Amber Tamblyn and David Cross got married! Huzzah! Congrats you two crazy kids. Er. Well. One of you might still be called a kid. Just one.

4. Jerry Sandusky is going to prison tomorrow, which, strangely, has inspired a number of articles about "What Jerry Sandusky Can Expect In Jail." Basically, everyone just wants to know is he going to be beat to within an inch of his life by other inmates who hate pedophiles more than any other criminal? Short answer: "Yes."

5. Mythbusters settled the biggest debate of our time: Did Jack really have to die in the movie Titanic? Now your 13-year-old self can know the definitive answer.

If there's one thing that Big Anthony's delivers (pun intended) other than pizza, it's wisdom. 

Nervous about a job interview?  Shut up and eat the pizza!

Twitter is down?  Shut up and eat the pizza!

Daily Grace is on vacation?  Shup up and eat the pizza!

Thanks to Tony's wisdom, I've learned to live life, one slice at a time.