, Posted on 12/4/2012 by
Welcome to another TVgasm Tuesday! Before we get into this can we talk for ONE SECOND about how Kate Middleton is PREGNANT?! This means so many things for the world: 1) Blue Ivy will now have competition as the most famous baby in the universe. 2) Piles and piles of pictures of this baby will be everywhere. Like, on billboards, probably. 3) I have a new nemesis.
Also, not to be outdone by some precocious fetus, Taylor Swift has been seen cavorting with Harry Styles of One Direction. They're now going by the couple name "Haylor" which is just the worst. Who decides these things, and how do I get in contact with them to punch them in the face….or, at least to write a strongly worded letter? Is there a committee of some kind? Get back to me, internet. In the meantime, let's see what TVgasm has for us:
I think I've written about Lindsay Lohan like seven weeks in a row, but as the kids say "yolo." Do kids still say that? I should get out more. Click to read the latest news on LiLo.
Remember when Angus T. Jones was a tiny adorable chubster in George of the Jungle? Well now he's a million years old, and not doing so well. Click to find out what he's up to now.
Lena Dunham is doing things! Do you love Lena Dunham?! Do you love things!? If the answer is at least a little bit you should go read this thing and get excited!
Remember: Isn't Lena Dunham GREAT?! She's definitely not forcing me to write this under threat of physical violence!!!!!!
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