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How about that sports game, huh, you guys? It was pretty crazy, right? Pretty close game. Here are a few things you may have missed during the game:

1. A Touchdown

There were so many during all of those quarters that you may or may not have missed at least one.

2. Jay-Z

I didn't see him! Did you? I thought for sure Beyoncé would bring out HOVA but apparently not! I'm kinda disappointed; not gonna lie.

3. Girls

If you were watching the Super Bowl then you most definitely missed last night's episode of Girls. That's too bad.

Sports are neat. Now let's all pay attention to Hockey right? Go Sabres! Tweet me about sports. @MrChrisDonahue

Welcome to another TVgasm Tuesday! Because I've made it my duty to inform the general public of pertinent and important information, I think I should tell you right away about the social event of the year, nay….the decade. It's a Honey Boo Boo wedding, y'all. If my sources are correct the theme will be "The Victorian Era" and it will take place at Buckinham Palace where Queen Elizabeth will be the ring bearer/flower girl. Do you want to feel bad about yourself!? Of course you do! Go read about how much more money The Real Housewives make than you.  I mean sure, I haven't bought groceries in a few weeks, but it makes sense that these women get paid millions of dollars for drinking white wine and fake laughing all day. 

Ok this one actually cheered me up a little bit after my post Real Housewives-rage: Justin Bieber reportedly got attacked/humped/hugged while on stage at a concert in Dubai. Ah to be a young desperate horny Justin Bieber fan in Dubai! Oh…just kidding that actually sounds like the worst. And last, but most certainly not least, it's now being reported that Steve Carrel will for sure be returning for the series finale of the Office! What are these feelings I'm feeling? Happy, horribly depressed, lonely, ecstatic? Let's see what TVgasm has

This Week:

Joe Francis could face up to five years in jail for assaulting some women after taking them to his home. Who would have thought the creator of "Girl Gone Wild" wouldn't have respect for women?!

Do you guys remember Fantasia Barrino? She won American Idol at some point, and then she probably did some other stuff (like the Wendy Williams Show, and The Color Purple). Let's find out together what her deal is!

Please tell me you've been following the Lindsey Lohan going to rehab drama. First she was going, and then she wasn't going, and now she's there….but for how long? My guess is she'll somehow take over the rehab facility in some kind of Lord of the Flies type drama. 

Remember: If you're ever in need of money, put on some press-on nails, dye your skin fluorescent orange, and wait for Bravo to arrive to start taping you

Tweet me your Honey Boo Boo wedding vows @Sam_The_Stone

It's the freakin' weekend baby. I'm about to have me some fun!

1. Eliot Glazer has been releasing sketch comedy with Above Average and is killing it.

2. Dinosaur Jr. just released a strange but awesome music video with Maria Bamford in it.

3. Paul Dano's going to play Brian Wilson in a Brian Wilson Biopic!

4. Christopher Owens released Lysandre and I love it.

5. Dan Klein is pulling off another one of his Big Time Pranks!

I don't have to work tomorrow!!! Tweet me @MrChrisDonahue

It's 2013, how weird is that?!?

1. I know I keep writing about my friend Ramsey but this week he wrote about Albert Brooks' old short films and then ALBERT BROOKS mentioned it on twitter!

2. I'm still trying to figure out how I feel about the Evil Dead remake, but at least Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell are producing it.

3. Girls returns to HBO in a week and I'm curious if Henry Zebrowski from Murderfist is going to make a return.

4. Jack White is amazing and last night his episode of Austin City Limits premiered on PBS. Here's a preview!

5. High Maintenance, the amazing web-series that you absolutely need to watch, released a preview for it's new cycle of episodes.

I hope you are following through on all your New Years Resolutions, if you need some motivation, tweet me @MrChrisDonahue

IT'S CHRISTMAS, or I mean, basically. It's also TVgasm Tuesday, and since this is the last Tuesday before Christmas, I'm gonna give you enough TV news to tide you over for two whole weeks instead of just one.

We had one and a half finales this week: How I Met Your Mother had its two-part midseason finale, which somehow managed to answer questions without actually answering them, AND after six well-dressed seasons of emotional glaring, Gossip Girl had her series finale, finishing up with $3000 lace handkerchiefs and a surprise twist.

Also, when I think of "comedy," I totally think of Barbra Streisand yelling at Seth Rogen for several hours in a car, so when I heard about their new movie I thought "Oh of course, somebody finally made this, just in time for the world to end!" Let's face our imminent doom with TVgasm!

This Week:

Probably the best thing about the Internet is the comments section. The comments section of ANYTHING. There's always one person posting a chain letter (what is this AIM in 2004?!), and, of course, there's the always-immortal-and-ever-articulate "Wow. just wow." TVgasm's comments are just as lively: Click to read the best of 2012!

Did you stop by the TVgasm holiday party? You didn't?! It was THE social event of the season! There was boxed wine! There were miscellaneous housewives! There was even a wild Lohan sighting! Click here to get the scoop on this totally awesome party that totally happened and was real.

At a certain time, one just gets tired of denim shirts and puns, am I right? Obviously, I'm referring to Jay Leno, because I just can't bring myself to watch his show anymore. Maybe 2014 will bring a good host to the Jay Leno time slot? Click to find out who may be replacing Leno in a few years (that is, if we don't all die in 3 days, thanks Mayans).

Remember: If you're commenting on something online, let's try at least to keep it interesting. Can we put a moratorium on the "Wow. just wow" forever?

Do you like tweets about cake? Follow me at @Sam_the_Stone

Happy Halloween! In a few days!

1. Oh Lena Dunham, Girls and stuff. Tell us about your first time (VOTING, that is…) HAHA!

2. Titus Andronicus put out a new music video for their new song "In a Big City," and I love it!

3. The trailer for the movie Save the Date came out. It has everyone I love in it: Martin Starr, Lizzy Caplan, Alison Brie. I can't wait.

4. Uh… The Onion is ceasing its NYC print edition. I guess I will have to buy a computer now! (HAHA, I work for the computers!)

5. Harvard Sailing Team premiered a new sketch. It is funny, obviously.

Please don't die in the Frankenstorm this weekend and if you do decide to die in the storm, PARTY WHILE YOU DO IT!