, Posted on 11/8/2012 by
Trolls are officially the worst people on the Internet. So, how do you handle them? I’ll tell you how:
-Become one of them and infiltrate their secret lair. Okay, don’t actually become one of them, but be convincing enough to sneak in and destroy their community of trolls from the inside. Besides, everyone knows that acting like a dick is just a defense mechanism, for people who are afraid no one will actually like them.
-Trolls only like dark places that are illuminated by dimly lit computer screens, so be sure to keep whereever you are well-lit! Christmas is just around the corner, so maybe you can string up some lights early? Trolls hate Christmas and the gift of giving.
-Be like a duck and let their comments roll off your back! Even some of the Internet's greatest people, like Daily Grace, get trolled once in a while, so don't let their negativity affect you.
And remember: Never, ever, feed the trolls!!