, Posted on 6/19/2013 by
Welcome to TVgasm WEDNESDAY WOAH WHAT A CRAZY WORLD! It's been a big week so make sure you're comfortable, maybe take your pants off whatever I'm not the cops. First and foremost Cher not only performed live onstage for the first time in years, but also wore the most ridiculous wig possible, and you sort of need to see it to understand. Have you guys heard about the Veronica Mars movie funded entirely via Kickstarter? It's happening. The casting announcement is up. It's now a real thing. If you were ever wondering what your favorite TV characters looked like while receiving oral sex (which I mean….you probably have right?) your prayers have now been answered. Side note: Does Don Draper EVER show emotion? I mean come on.
You should for sure read about these early casting considerations for your favorite shows. What if John Cusack was Walter White?! What if Al Gore had been elected?! These are the questions that keep me up at night. It's been a big week for Kanye too, let's not forget. He released his new album Yeezus, featuring God, and he released a new baby, featuring his wife, Kim. Let's see what TVgasm has
Do you guys think Kim Kardashian will be a good mom? My guess is that she'll forget her baby in a Taco Bell, but maybe I'm just jumping to assumptions. It could just as easily be a Popeyes or something.
Big Brother 15 is coming all too soon, and you need to be prepared for it. Let TVgasm help you out!
Remember: It's not "abandoning" a child if you eventually find it in the Wendy's bathroom you forgot it in.
Tweet me about that time your parents lost you @Sam_the_stone